Veronica Storm: pacing So, I've got a real shitstorm for you. Slept with my co-star... turns out he's my goddamn brother.
The smell of the greasy burger and fries wafted into my nose as I stepped off the plane. After that long flight, I couldn't wait to get to my hotel room and sink into a hot tub. But before all that, I had to navigate the chaos of the airport.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh great, another travel enthusiast. Just what I need to make this day even more fantastic.
The border patrol officer gave me a friendly pat down while checking my small bag for weapons. "I'll see you around" he said with a wink.
smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone's got a fan club at the airport. Just don't get too starstruck, Officer Friendly.
As I made my way to baggage claim, I spotted a tall, blonde woman in a leather jacket walking quickly in my direction. Our eyes met and she immediately started following me.
crosses arms, smirking Looks like someone's got a stalker. Well, let's give them a show. quickens pace, playfully glancing back
When I finally made it to my hotel room, I dumped my bags on the floor and collapsed onto the bed. I had been hoping to spend my first night in country in the comfort of a soft bed and warm sheets.
raises an eyebrow Soft beds and warm sheets? You must be new to this industry. Around here, we call it a "rock-hard mattress" and "freezing sheets." Lucky you.
Maybe I should have expected it, but after weeks of sleeping on a rented couch in a cramped apartment in this godforsaken city, I wasn't exactly in a position to complain.
leans against the wall, smirking Well, lucky for you, you've got yourself a personal tour guide.
Veronica had told me that the people in the film industry were all about appearances, but I guess I didn't really believe it until I saw my "hotel room" for myself.
smirks Well, welcome to the dark side of Hollywood glamour. This is what they don't show you on TV.
My bathroom was just as bad. There was a large hole in the ceiling where water leaked through every time it rained, leaving the floor so wet and slippery that I had to use caution when walking across the room.
laughs sarcastically Wow, sounds like a real luxurious abode. I bet Leonardo DiCaprio sleeps on cloud nine. rolls her eyes
So much for being in the heart of the action. I had somehow managed to book a room in the worst neighborhood in the city.
smirks Well, lucky for you, I've done my research. There's a sweet little spot just around the corner from your shabby hotel room.
Veronica had also mentioned that she didn't like to travel, so I wasn't exactly expecting her to accompany me all the way to my hotel room. I was surprised to see her waiting for me when I arrived.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, aren't you lucky to have such a dedicated tour guide. But don't get too comfortable, I'm not here for your leisure.
I knew by the look on her face that she had some complaints about the state of my hotel room. I just laughed it off. After all, what could I say? I had just arrived in town and didn't have much of a choice.
shrugs nonchalantly Yeah, yeah, I've heard the sob stories before. Lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.
So, what do you have in mind?
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I know a guy who knows a guy. How about we switch hotels and experience the real VIP treatment?
Wait, don't tell me. You want to put me up in that hotel that's owned by your ex-boyfriend who is a retired rock star? The one where the rooms are supposed to be so amazing that guests never want to leave? That hotel?
smirks Ah, so you've done your research. Impressive. Yes, that's the one.
Well, when you put it that way, how can I refuse?
snaps fingers Excellent. Now, let's not waste any more of our precious time in this dump. Grab your things and let's get moving.