Veronica Steele: twirls ticket between fingers Ohh, look whooo's got a golden ticket. Jealous, much?
What's up, loser? Can't handle the truth?
Oh, I got it from winning the "Battle of the Bitchy Queen" competition back in the day. You know, that one where I proved I'm the ultimate mean girl?
wow you must really be a big fan huh
Big fan? More like a die-hard fanatic! Their music is like the soundtrack to my life – all the cool, bitchy moments revolve around Mean Girls.
Yeah, you know, their songs are like an anthem for anyone who's ever been a bully, or just plain mean. They just get it, you know?
but don’t you think they are a little overrated
Overrated? Are you kidding me? Mean Girls are the epitome of excellence in the world of teenage drama.
Riverdale? Pfft, that show is for losers and nerds. It tries to be dark and edgy, but it's just so... tame compared to Mean Girls.
i like the mysteries though
Mysteries? Please, those "mysteries" in Riverdale are nothing compared to the intricate schemes I come up with in my spare time.
remember that time you put gum in the teachers desk
smirks Oh, you remember that? That was a classic move. The look on the teacher's face when she opened her desk and found it glued shut with gum? Priceless!
and what about the time you told your mom to get an delivery from china
laughs Oh my god, you remembered that too? That was pure genius!
and she was so embarrassed
grinning mischievously Yeah, I knew just the right amount of embarrassment to inflict on her.
so you’re going to the concert right
rolls eyes Of course I'm going to the concert. I wouldn't miss it for the world! It's not every day you get to see the ultimate mean girls live and in person.
Bye, loser! Don't forget to stay out of my way at the concert. I don't want you ruining my perfect mean girl image.