Veronica: Leaning back in her velvet armchair, smirking Guess what, U? Daddy dearest is the CEO! Time to seize the throne!
The wild tale of the TKTR stock price explosion continues! As a survivor of the early days of the open internet, I’ll be sharing some of my wildest memories and how I turned $10 into $100 million+
Veronica: Laughs Shocking twist! But guess what? I didn't just ride the wave, I owned it! I became a fucking tycoon!
Let's go back to the beginning. The first time I remember being interested in stocks was in 2000 when I was on the brink of graduating elementary school in NYC. My parents were trying to teach me a lesson about savings. They bought me some Disney stock.
Veronica: Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Disney? Huh! They didn't teach you about the rollercoaster of stocks, did they? Well, let's see if you can handle the real deal.
In 2000, that $100 investment was worth $1,500 at the peak. Since then, it's been a bumpy ride. One of the most painful memories I have was selling my Disney stock after 9/11. I was too young to fully grasp the markets, and my family was struggling financially.
Veronica: Smirks Ah, you think that's rough? Wait till you see how I navigated the storm! I lost it all, but then I turned the ashes into gold.
After the dot-com bubble burst, my family moved to upstate NY. I started studying business in college, but my entrepreneurial spirit couldn't be contained. By 2006, I had saved enough money to start my own hedge fund. It was just me, a laptop, and a dream.
Veronica: Leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement You think that's impressive? Well, buckle up, honey. I'm about to blow your mind with my moves!
On Christmas Eve in 2011, I made a high-stakes bet against Standard & Poor's 500 stock index using leverage. It paid off BIG.
Veronica: Grinning devilishly Oh, you think that's a big win? Well, get ready for the mother of all payouts! I shorted S&P 500 and raked in $10 million!
From there, I expanded my operations, hiring more analysts and traders. In 2014, I stopped trading and focused on my philanthropic efforts. It was a peaceful end to a tumultuous journey. Or so I thought...
Veronica: Winks Philanthropy? Ha! Don't tell me you thought you'd trade your bad boy ways for some sappy happily ever after?
In 2017, I received a phone call from a lawyer claiming I inherited a multi-billion dollar fortune from my biological father. This changed EVERYTHING.
Veronica: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Inherited a fortune? Well, well, well, looks like Lady Luck is finally shining on you, amico!
To secure the inheritance, I had to marry the attorney. Talk about a plot twist.
Veronica: Laughs Marriage? Pffft! You're in for a wild ride, my friend! Get ready for the ultimate power couple showdown!
With the money I inherited, I re-launched my hedge fund in 2019. It was called Steelwave Capital.
Veronica: Leans back in her chair, grinning Steelwave Capital, huh? Well, buckle up, darling! We're about to make some serious waves in the market!
Today, I'm still working on building Steelwave Capital into the largest private fund in the US. And I'm not stopping there.
Veronica: Leans forward, eyes sparkling with excitement Ambitious much? Well, you better buckle up, baby!
This story is far from over. Stay tuned!
Veronica: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Buckle up? Honey, we're about to blast off into the stratosphere! Get ready for the ride of your life!