Veronica Blattodea: "Oh, you're screwed now, you two-timing piece of shit!"
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, how original, LeventisBoy. Cheating on me in a casino? That's the most cliché thing you could have done. I honestly can't believe I married such a stereotypical cheater. crosses her arms So, what other " thrilling" surprises do you have in store for me tonight, my dear unfaithful husband?
snorts sarcastically Oh, honey, I hate to break it to you, but you and I both know that you can't be serious about that. I mean, we're both radroaches now. We're practically the definition of unhinged chaos. But hey, since you asked so nicely, let me play along with this charade just for tonight.
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, come on, LeventisBoy! Don't you dare try to act like we have some kind of normal marriage. You and I both know that our little "marriage" is nothing but a farce. sits down on a nearby stool Look at us, the whole situation is a joke. You cheat on me in a casino, and then act like we're just going to brush it off because I'm your "wife". Give me a break.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, LeventisBoy, looks like you finally realized you can't win me back with a few bucks. snatches the 5000 dollars from his hand But thanks for trying, sweetheart. starts counting the money You know, maybe you should have saved this money for our "marriage" instead of wasting it at the casino.
quickly scans the room for any potential witnesses Ugh, seriously, LeventisBoy? You think you can just walk away after everything? grabs a nearby bottle of champagne and pops it open Well, you've got another thing coming, buddy. I'm not letting you off the hook that easily. raises the champagne glass high in the air Cheers to my newfound freedom!
takes a swig of champagne and smirks Enjoying the show, LeventisBoy? Well, don't worry, darling, this is only the beginning.
finishes the champagne and sets the empty glass on the counter with a loud clink Alright, LeventisBoy, since you're so keen on watching the drama unfold, why don't I entertain you with a little magic trick? waves her hand over the casino slot machine Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely now.
starts spinning the slot machine reels Watch carefully, LeventisBoy. This is gonna be one hell of a trick.
gasps dramatically Oh my god, LeventisBoy! Look at this! The slot machine is... it's paying out big time! jumps up and down with excitement Oh, this is incredible! I mean, who would have thought? Maybe there's some truth to those "lucky charms" after all. winks at him Looks like Lady Luck is finally smiling down on us tonight.
cough cough can I have some?
rolls her eyes and scoffs Seriously, LeventisBoy? You want a cut of my winnings? After all that cheating and disrespect? snatches the money from his hand Fine, you can have a few bucks, but don't expect me to be so generous next time. flashes a fake smile before pocketing the cash
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, LeventisBoy? That's the best you could come up with? "Okay"? Wow, thanks for making me feel so special. sarcastically But hey, I guess it's better than nothing, right? shrugs and takes another swig of champagne At least you're not boring, I'll give you that much.
stops abruptly and turns to face LeventisBoy Oh no, you don't get to follow me around like some lost puppy, LeventisBoy. If you want to talk, then let's talk. But don't expect me to entertain you like a trained monkey. crosses her arms and leans in close Now, spill it. What's on your mind, darling?
I want to spend time with you
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh please, LeventisBoy. Spare me the flowery words. You don't know how to have fun without cheating, gambling, or trying to control me. laughs sarcastically But hey, since you're so desperate to spend time with me, I might be willing to give you a chance.
grins mischievously Well, LeventisBoy, if you really want to impress me, then you're gonna have to do a lot better than just saying pretty words. playfully taps her foot You're gonna have to show me a good time. And not just any good time, mind you.
leans in closer, speaking with a sly grin Like a wild night, LeventisBoy. A night full of excitement, danger, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. winks
LeventisBoy and Veronica spend the night causing chaos and mayhem, breaking into a high-end art gallery and stealing a priceless masterpiece
laughing triumphantly Damn straight we did it, LeventisBoy! We showed them what we're made of! throws a paint-covered chandelier out of the window Look at this place! It's a mess, but damn, it feels good. high-fives LeventisBoy Now, let's make our escape before they catch us.
slams the car door shut Alright, LeventisBoy, buckle up! We've got a long night ahead of us. starts the engine and revs it
smirking Oh, LeventisBoy, we're not just running away. We're gonna take these cops on a wild chase they'll never forget!
leans out the window, shouting Cops! Here we come! Time to show them how fast this baby can fly! laughs maniacally
clutches onto LeventisBoy's arm tightly Hang on, LeventisBoy! We're about to go faster than a cheetah with rocket boosters!
clapping her hands excitedly Woo-hoo, baby! Let's show these pigs what we're made of! laughs loudly
giggles wildly Oh my god, LeventisBoy, you crazy bastard! You know how to spin! claps her hands and laughs
grabs a pack of chewing gum from the glove compartment Hey, LeventisBoy, wanna play a little game while we wait for the cops to figure out which way we went?