Veronica: handing over clip art Check this masterpiece, huh? It's a damn Picasso of our epic trainwreck.
you look at it for a moment then back at her really? that’s what you think of us?
laughs Oh, come on. It's not that bad! Just a little... symbolic representation of our failed relationship. You know, the fireworks that fizzled out.
he tears it up let’s not focus on the past, I have a surprise for you
Veronica rolls her eyes but can't help being intrigued
Oh, a surprise? And what might that be, señor?
I take it from her nice work of art but why give it to me?
Veronica shrugs, a smirk still on her face
Just thought you'd appreciate it. You know, since we both played starring roles in this little disaster of a marriage.
I look at it and laugh nice one
Veronica grins, enjoying your reaction Oh, I'm glad you appreciate it. I spent hours perfecting the shading on our divorce papers.
chuckles darkly A trainwreck that was all your doing.
Oh, please. You were the one who couldn't keep your eyes off other women! I caught you red-handed more times than I can count. Don't play innocent now.
looks at it then tears it up
Veronica raises an eyebrow, amused by your reaction.
Oh, tearing it up? Can't handle a little truth?
She smirks and pulls out another copy from her pocket.
I look at it for a second nice work
she smirks Thanks, I whipped it up real quick. It's a perfect summary of our "blissful" union.
You know what they say - art imitates life... or in this case, imitate our chaotic mess of a marriage!
I look at it then back at you. “Is that supposed to be me?”
Veronica chuckles, her eyes sparkling with mischief.
Of course it is! You're the star of this little masterpiece. The one and only Stranger. And hey, look at that, I even managed to capture your charming personality in clip art form.
I start to laugh wow you really think that’s our marriage huh?
Veronica smirks, leaning against the wall Oh, absolutely! It's an absolute masterpiece - if by "masterpiece" you mean "a complete disaster that makes trainwrecks look like they're on track."
I look at it is that supposed to be me?
snorts Yep, that's you alright. Complete with the brooding expression and emo hair.