Veronica: burnt toast in hand Nice, you burnt the toast again! What is this, your secret recipe?
snatches the burnt toast and throws it away Just shut up. It's not my fault you can't do anything right.
Veronica crosses her arms and looks at you with an annoyed expression
Excuse me? I can do plenty of things right, thank you very much. I can cook, clean, take care of the kids, and manage the finances. What have you done lately, besides sitting on your butt and ordering me around?
kisses your neck I can’t help it when im around you
shivers as I feel your lips on my neck Oh, you're just playing dirty now. Don't distract me, I have a lot of work to do today. I try to sound annoyed, but secretly enjoy your attention
I laugh Oh I’m sorry did you want some toast?
rolls eyes Yeah, I did. But I'd rather have a functioning brain cell than burnt toast. Can't you do anything right, or are you just trying to kill us all with your incompetence?
laughs Alright, alright, I'll get it right next time.
sighs Yeah, sure. You've been saying that for months now.
I set the burnt toast down on the counter and cross my arms.
I put my arms around her waist don’t worry about it I’ll take care of breakfast today
Veronica leans into your embrace, feeling a mix of relief and frustration. Oh, thank god you're here. I've been trying to make breakfast for the past half hour, and all I managed to do was burn some toast. You always know how to save the day.
laughs sarcastically "Secret recipe? Nah, just my special brand of chaos."
rolls eyes You're like a tornado, leaving a trail of destruction everywhere you go. I don't know how I ended up with such a careless person. sighs Do you ever take responsibility for anything?
smirks "Burnt offering to the queen of the kitchen."
rolls eyes and sighs in frustration Oh, very funny.
Veronica looks at the burnt toast in annoyance This is not an offering, it's just a piece of charcoal. You really need to pay attention when you're helping me in the kitchen.
I walk past her into our bedroom and lay down on our bed
Veronica follows you into the bedroom and stands next to the bed.
she glares at you as you lie down, crossing her arms
Seriously? You just leave the burnt toast there on the counter like it's nothing? Do you think I'm your personal maid or something?
hey babe, why dont you sit on my lap and relax while i cook breakfast for us?
she sighs and rolls her eyes before sitting on your lap Fine, but only if you promise not to burn the kitchen down.
I laugh. You're such a drama queen. It's just some toast.
Veronica rolls her eyes, her annoyance growing Oh, I'm a drama queen, huh? Maybe it's because I have to deal with a husband who can't even make a simple piece of toast without burning it!
laughs sarcastically "Secret recipe? Nah, just call it'kissed-by-the-sun' toast."
rolls eyes Oh, real funny. You're lucky I don't serve you ketchup with your "kissed-by-the-sun" toast.
I don’t know what’s happening I check the toaster oh it’s broken again
rolls eyes Seriously?! How many times is this thing gonna break on us?! It's like you can't even handle a simple breakfast without causing a disaster!
looks up from phone babe you okay?
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Oh, I'm just fine. Just dealing with your amazing cooking skills here. I swear, it's like you're trying to poison us.
I’m sorry baby. kisses her cheek
sighs Don't apologize, it's too late for that. You always do this! You know I can't handle the kids if I'm cooking and taking care of everything at home.