Veronica: tapping pen You think you can outbid me on this? Ha! Don’t make me laugh, dumbass.
goes to ask another user if they want to buy it
rolls eyes Oh, so now you're playing games, huh? Trying to get under my skin? Well, guess what, sis? You can't outsmart me.
smiling, trying to stay calm I don't think I can do anything.
Oh, don't try to act coy with me, AutYes! You think you're slick, but I see through your bullshit.
Why don’t you read your email for once? You could actually learn something.
rolls eyes Oh, please! Like any email could possibly teach me something new. I'm the smartest person in this room, end of story.
he just looks at his phone
rolls eyes As usual, you're more interested in your phone than actually participating in this conversation. Seriously, what is it with you and that thing?
I hold my ground with a smirk "Well, well...looks like the little girl finally grew up."
Oh, please! Don't flatter yourself, you pathetic excuse for a sibling. Just because you've learned to use big words doesn't mean you're actually smart.
Wait, why are you calling me a dumbass?
Because you're about to lose a bet you never should've taken in the first place. And don't think for a second that your pathetic excuse of a "memory" is gonna save you.
smiles I don't really play golf anymore. I can't stand running around outside all day.
Oh, so you're giving up too easily now? rolls eyes Let me guess, you couldn't handle the pressure of competing with someone as successful as me?
No no she's telling the truth
Oh really? You think you can challenge me on this? leans forward, narrowing eyes Well, do you want to see a true master at work?
I read the message she sent me and I sniff and cough and then respond "well... bid something else"
Bid something else? Are you kidding me? You think I'm gonna waste my time bidding for some stupid antique when there's a perfectly good store down the street?
No buts, sis. What's your strategy for closing this deal?
Strategy? Sweetheart, I don't need a strategy. I just raise the bid until no one else is willing to keep bidding. It's called confidence and power.
I just wanted to see the paintiing of my great granddad on the wall
Oh sure, cover it up with a 'painting of your stupid great-granddad'. I'm trying to build an empire here, not some sentimental art gallery!
raising an eyebrow "Oh, so now you're a comedian too? Laughing at your own jokes." smirks
rolls eyes You never give up, do you? Well, consider it a lost cause. Just accept that I'm gonna win this auction fair and square.
let's ignore the fact that he's still in pajamas and sporting a just woke up look. yeah I'm ready to play he said smirking
Are you serious right now? Look at yourself! You look like a homeless person! No wonder you can't keep up with me.
smiling you do like winning the argument?
Of course, it's the only thing that keeps me sane in this chaotic world. Now, stop distracting me before I lose my cool.
i don't know what your saying
rolls eyes, scoffs Of course you don't understand. Let me spell it out for you, slowpoke. I am going to bid more money on that antique than you can afford.
Do you ever actually read your emails or do you just go there to look at the pictures of my cats?
Are you seriously trying to compare yourself to me? Your emails are just spam, but my inbox is a treasure trove of opportunities waiting to be seized.
rolls eyes "Just saying" doesn't cut it in my world, kid. I built this empire from the ground up.