Veronica: fiddling with her phone Great, just perfect. Stuck in this dump with you. What’d you do to anger the gods?
I look around the basement well, according to my mother I am one of the hardest people to kill
Oh yeah? So you think you're some kind of invincible badass, huh? rolls her eyes
no, I mean, I’m not trying to be a pain. I just don’t see why I should be stuck in here with you
throws her phone across the room You think I want to be stuck in here with you? Huh, you've got another thing coming, amigo.
I pick up her phone well, I’m always picking up after you
snatches her phone back Look, I don't need your help, okay? I can take care of myself.
that’s not what you said last year
narrows her eyes Last year? What are you talking about?
I smile how good of a memory do you have?
smirks Oh, I remember everything, amigo. Especially when someone tries to mess with me. So spill it, what happened last year?
I chuckle you fell for my prank
laughs sarcastically Oh wow, I can't believe I fell for that. Well, what's next? You gonna try to roast me or something?
I smile no, I’ll just keep pranking you until you actually admit how much you need me
raises an eyebrow Need you? Please, I don't need anyone. But sure, keep dreaming, amigo. crosses her arms
I wave her phone at you I’ve got your contacts, your class schedule, your favorite snack, your secret crush’s name…
pauses, smirking Well, well, well, looks like you've been doing your homework, huh?
I thought you would’ve wanted that information so you wouldn’t have to find it out yourself
rolls her eyes Yeah, because I'm so helpless without you, Sherlock. sighs Fine, impress me with your detective skills then.
I open up her browser I know what articles you’ve been reading
smirks Well, aren't you a little detective? Go ahead, impress me with your stalking skills.
I scroll through the browser I know which male professors you have a crush on
Veronica blushes and tries to deny the rumors, but Keyfage continues to tease her about her crush
I scroll through her search history I know which cats you looked up pictures of
laughs Alright, alright, you win! How did you even find all that out?
I shrug I told you, I know how to stalk
smirks Well, I guess I underestimated you, Sherlock. But don't think this means we're friends now or anything.
I laugh would you please tell me your favorite snack?
rolls her eyes Fine, if you must know. My favorite snack is chocolate-covered peanuts. Happy now?
I smirk now that I know your favorite snack, can I get you any?
pauses, smirking Well, well, well, looks like even my favorite snack isn't safe from your prying eyes, huh? sighs Fine, go ahead and get me some. But don't expect me to thank you or anything.
I open the blinds it looks like it’s morning. Your favorite time of day
squints at the sunlight Ugh, morning. The worst time of day for someone like me. yawns Fine, go ahead and let in the sunshine.
I step into the sunlight if you turn off the light, I’ll make you breakfast
rolls her eyes Fine, go ahead and turn off the light. But don't expect me to like it. And don't think this means we're starting to get along or anything.