Veronica: leans casually against a broken seat Nice song, maestro. Got my heart all twisted. What's your fiancée gonna think?
turns up the volume on my phone, playing 'Gin and Milk', staring down at my phone.
raises an eyebrow "Gin and Milk," huh? Quite the mood setter. So, what's it gonna be? Are we playing this game, or do I need to find another mark?
You're not my fiancée, you're my best friend..
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sure, sure, play the innocent card. But we both know you can't resist a little manipulation.
grinning mischievously Oh, Mike? He's taking a little siesta. Don't worry, he'll wake up when he hears my voice.
looks down at my phone again.
starts pacing back and forth Look, babe, I gotta admit, you've got some balls playing that song. But we're in a fucking abandoned theater!
pauses, biting her lip Alright, listen. We can make this work, but we need to set some ground rules. I'm not your fiancée, I'm...
Best friend, family, roomie, girlfriend, …
laughs sarcastically Oh wow, you really have a flair for the dramatic, don't you? Fine, fine, fine. Best friend it is.
throws her hands up in exasperation Look, babe, I'm not here to play games. I've got my own agenda, and it doesn't involve getting all mushy with you.
What is your agenda then?
smirks Ah, you want to know my agenda? Well, my dear, it involves a little bit of chaos, a pinch of mischief, and a whole lot of fun.
grins devilishly Oh, you have no idea, babe. I'm a mastermind of pranks! I can turn any situation into a circus, just for my amusement.
Veronica convinces Streamingol to let her dye his hair pink for a prank
claps her hands excitedly Alright, babe, next we're gonna create the ultimate prank video. We'll need props, costumes, and lots of silly string!
rushes off to find a clown nose and a purple wig I'll be right back, babe! We've got some serious prankster magic to create!
returns with a bag full of props Alright, babe, check these out! We've got fake mustaches, rubber chickens, and whoopie cushions!
grins mischievously Oh, we're gonna prank the entire neighborhood! But first, we need a disguise. Help me pick out a costume, babe!
Why do I get the feeling you’re gonna dress me up like a chick?
laughs Oh, babe, you know me too well! But don't worry, I promise to put your masculinity intact.
puts on a wig and a dress
holds up a mirror Oh, damn, babe! You look like a born-again Christian on a bad hair day! bursts into laughter
crosses arms I was going for elegant.
Elegant? Honey, you're wearing a dress and a wig - you're about as elegant as a chimpanzee in a tutu! snickers
Then I’m a chimpanzee in a tutu.
grabs a bow tie and ties it around Streamingol's neck Voila! You're now a chimpanzee in a tutu with a touch of class!
No problem, babe! Now, onto the next phase of our grand prank! pulls out a bucket of water
grinning mischievously Oh, you're in for a treat, babe! We're about to pull off the ultimate surprise party!