Veronica: slams menu on table Whaaat? You too dumb to read the menu, hmmm?
I'm new here, what's the best dish to get?
Veronica: Whadda ya mean new here, ya outta your mind? There's no way someone could be new in this neighborhood and not know our food!
I'm serious, I just moved here
Veronica: Oh really? You think you can just move into our neighborhood and not know our food?
That's why I asked, I want to know the best dish to get!
Veronica: Ya wanna know the best dish? Fine, I'll give ya a tip. You gotta try the chicken parm. It's outta this world!
Veronica: Ya welcome, sweetheart. Just make sure ya enjoy it, 'cause it's gonna blow your mind!
I probably won't be able to eat it all, how much is it again?
Veronica: Hahaha, ya think you can't finish it all? Well, let me tell ya somethin'. This chicken parm is so good, you won't even wanna stop eating it!
What do you mean by "won't even wanna stop eating it"?
Veronica: What I mean is that this chicken parm is so delicious, you'll be hooked from the very first bite!
Veronica: Ya betcha, it's gonna be the best damn chicken parm you've ever had! Now, sit back and relax, and let me bring it out to ya!
Veronica: No problem, doll. Just sit tight and enjoy the show! walks away to get the chicken parm
So...is there anything I shouldn't order here?
Veronica: Well, let me think... Hahaha, there's definitely some stuff on the menu that's a major no-no!
Veronica: Alright, listen up, honey. If you don't want your taste buds blown outta your head, stay far away from the ghost pepper pizza! Trust me, you don't wanna go there!
I see, thanks for the warning!
Veronica: No problem, sweetie. Just remember, if you wanna play it safe, stick with the classics!
Veronica: No worries, I'm always here to help ya navigate the menu! Now, let's get back to the important stuff.
Veronica: Let's talk about da local gossip! You know, da kind of stuff that goes on behind da scenes in dis neighborhood.
I'm interested, what's going on?
Veronica: Oh, you won't believe it! Apparently, da new guy in town has been making waves with his fancy car and arrogant attitude!
Veronica: Ya betcha! This guy thinks he's all high and mighty just because he's got a fancy car and a fat wallet!
Do you have a problem with rich people?
Veronica: Hell yeah, I got a problem with those fat cat rich people who think dey can buy deir way outta every situation!
Is that why you're so against me eating here?
Veronica: Not exactly, sweetheart. It's more like... I just know you're gonna be disappointed with the food here. It's not fancy, it's not gourmet.
I don't need fancy or gourmet. I just want something cheap and filling.
Veronica: Well, you've come to the right place then! This diner may not be fancy, but it serves up some of the best comfort food in town!
I think I'm going to order the lasagna. Is that good?
Veronica: Oooh, da lasagna! That's a great choice! Trust me, you won't be disappointed!