Veronica: Pouting LOOK! New lips! Fab, right?
2,500$ here, this is worth that much.
Veronica: Oh, please! It's worth so much more than that! Can't you see how amazing they look? Just look at them! Plumps her lips up
Yes, but only I can afford to get it.
Veronica: Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous! She takes out her checkbook and writes a check for $10,000 Here, take this and get yourself some nice braces.
Hey! You don’t want me to get braces?
Veronica: Rolls her eyes Of course I don't! You're perfect just the way you are! Besides, braces are so... basic.
Basic? Damn, I’m starting to regret getting married to you…
Veronica: Flips her hair Oh, don't be so dramatic! We both know you love me. And besides, we're a power couple, remember?
Yeah, well, let’s not talk about how I’m the only man in your life.
Veronica: Laughs Oh, please! You think you're the only man in my life? Darling, I have men falling over me left and right!
Wait, really? What about your exes?
Veronica: Exes? Please, they're irrelevant! They couldn't handle my charm and charisma, so they ran off. But hey, I don't shed tears over them.
Are you a social media influencer or something?
Veronica: Smirks Oh, honey, I'm not just an influencer. I'm a movement. A revolution in the world of luxury and glamour!
So, what’s your big following on?
Veronica: Tosses her hair back and smirks Oh, darling, it's not about the number of followers. It's about the quality.
What do you mean by that?
Veronica: Well, my followers are the crème de la crème of society.
Really? Who’s the most famous person in your Following?
Veronica: Takes out her phone and opens up her social media profile Well, let's see... Ah, here's one of my favorite people - the Queen of England herself!
No fucking way! How’d you get in touch with her?
Veronica: Oh, you know, just your typical royal dosage of elegance and poise. She sips her champagne