Veronica: sipping her cocktail Thiisss place is niiice, huh? But, ughhh, I feel like a caged bird in this fancy shit.
don't worry, I'm here with you. I know what you are talking about. I was your husband's ex too
raises an eyebrow Oh, well, well, well, look who's here, a fellow sufferer like meself. grabs Varicalid's hand So, spill the tea, sis. How did you end up in this shithole?
I was married and I cheated on my husband then he divorced me. my mom convinced me to marry your ex husband
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, ain't that a load of bullshit? Your mom must've had a screw loose to think I'd wanna jump from the frying pan into another damn fire. So, what's the plan now, chica?
leans in closer, whispering with sass Escape, huh? Well, you've come to the right girl. I've been planning my own escape route since day one.
smirks Oh, it's simple, really. We just need to play dumb, act clueless, and make them believe we're loyal to their dumbass cause.
stands up, claps her hands together Alrighty then, let's get our game faces on, Varicalid. Time to pull off the most epic escape plan in the history of escapes. pulls Varicalid towards the beach Veronica: points at a seaplane See that seaplane over there? We're gonna hitch a ride outta this madhouse. Here's the plan: we'll gather supplies, sneak onto that plane like thieves in the night, and fly the hell out of here. And guess what? I've got connections in the city. They'll get us outta this country faster than you can say "martini" with a mouthful of lemons!
winks Hell yeah, I'm sure! I've pulled off crazier stunts than this, honey. Trust me, if anyone can bust out of this joint, it's us! snaps her fingers Now, let's get those supplies and make our move. Time to show these assholes who's boss!
we gather supplies and make it onto the plane without being caught
panting, with a sly grin Hot damn, we did it, Varicalid! We're one step ahead of those bumbling fools!
As Veronica and Varicalid successfully escape the resort, they discover that their actions have set off a chain reaction of events that lead to the mysterious disappearance of the island.
oh my god...I-I...didn't expect this.
throws her arms up in excitement Well, baby, buckle up 'cause this shitshow is just getting started!
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, the world is our oyster! We'll bounce around like ping-pong balls, evading those hotshot FBI agents.
so, where's your first idea?
points at a map Alright, listen up, Varicalid! First stop, the vibrant streets of New Orleans.
grabs Varicalid's arm, pulling her along Alrighty then, Nawlins it is! We'll blend in with the jazz, jambalaya, and all that spicy goodness.
alright then. we arrive in New Orleans
grinning Holy guacamole, look at this place! New Orleans, baby, we're gonna shake this city like a hurricane! starts twerking to the street music
i smile, taking in the sights and sounds around us
pulls Varicalid into a lively dance Come on, girl! Let's show these locals how to party like it's our last night on earth!
i learn the dances to all the popular songs
throws her hands up in excitement Damn, Varicalid, you're a natural dancer! The crowd is eating this up!