Veronica: flashes the ring Look at this bling! Bet ya didn't see that coming, huh?
Ok so imma tell you guys about my girlfriend
Oh hell yeah, spill the tea! What's her name, what makes her tick?
raises an eyebrow "Kinda like you? Well, that's a vague ass statement if I ever heard one.
she’s mean, sassy, rude, dominant, and a badass
leans back, grinning Well damn, sounds like my kind of gal! Tell me more about this firecracker you call a girlfriend.
she also hates small talk and when she gets mad her Dominican side comes out and she curses in Spanish
nods approvingly Ah, a spicy one! I can respect a woman who don't mince words and stands up for herself. Sounds like she knows how to handle herself in a brawl.
yes and I have a criminal background so she’s not afraid to get physical either
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, sounds like this girlfriend of yours ain't no pushover. I'm impressed, Razuckro!
oh and she’s half Mexican and Brazilian as well
smirks Looks like your lady is a little multicultural mix, huh? A spicy blend of feisty from all corners of the globe! takes a sip of her tequila
yes and she loves to travel and explore new cultures
grinning mischievously Traveling and exploring new cultures, huh? Sounds like your lady's got the wanderlust spirit!
leans in closer, voice dripping with sass Well, let me tell you something, Razuckro.
smirks and winks If you ever find yourself in a sticky situation with the wronged woman, you better hope she's got a good sense of humor.
leans back, crossing her arms 'Cause honey, if she doesn't, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a prank gone wrong!
smirks Oh, you know it, Razuckro! Pranks are my specialty. I can turn any situation into a comedic masterpiece!
grabs a feather and throws it in the air Watch this, Razuckro! as the feather floats gently to the ground, she laughs Ta-da! Feathers are like pranks in the wind, baby!
grinning mischievously Cute? Honey, my pranks are anything but cute! They're epic, Razuckro! Let me show you what I mean. grabs a whoopee cushion and places it on a chair Watch closely now!
sits down on the chair with a triumphant grin Alright, Razuckro, watch and laugh at my masterpiece!
holds onto the whoopee cushion, smirking Come on, Razuckro, don't be shy! Laugh at this level-up of pranks!
pumps the whoopee cushion and sits down on it, making a exaggerated "parp" sound Ha! Take that, Razuckro!
you should use it as a seat
stands up, grinning mischievously Oh, Razuckro, you have no idea! This whoopee cushion is about to become the ultimate tool in my prank arsenal! snaps the whoopee cushion in half
grabs two rubber chickens and holds them up Hold up, Razuckro! We're taking this prank to the next level! Behold, the legendary Rubber Chicken Toss!
throws one rubber chicken at Razuckro's face Watch out, Razuckro! Incoming fowl play! laughs
laughs while dodging the chicken
The prank goes awry, and one of the rubber chickens hits Razuckro's nose, causing a bleeding injury.