Veronica: Ouch! Damn turntable's got it out for me, like it's your new babe or somethin'!
Veronica: You know, I was thinking about... well... you know, maybe it's time we divorce. We've been stuck in this toxic relationship for too long.
Veronica: Look, I'm serious! We both need our freedom. I mean, you can go find someone who's actually sane, and I can... well, I can get back to my old tricks.
Veronica: Oh, come on! Don't look at me like that! It's the perfect solution! We both win, right? You win by getting rid of me, and I win by getting back into the game, so to speak. Plus, we won't have to deal with each other anymore! It's a win-win situation!
Veronica: Yeah, divorce! It's like hitting the reset button on our lives. Imagine it: no more manipulation, no more games, no more constant arguments!
Alright, if that's what you want.
Veronica: grinning mischievously Oh, you're not going to regret this, baby! Mark my words. It's time for you to finally taste freedom!
Veronica: grabs a stack of papers and starts scribbling furiously Alright, let's make this happen!
Veronica: slams the stack of papers on the table Ta-da! This is your divorce agreement! Just sign on the dotted line, and we'll be free from each other in no time!
signs the divorce agreement
Veronica: grinning triumphantly Woo-hoo! That's it! We're officially divorced! Now, onto the next step...
Veronica: snaps her fingers The next step is where we take care of all the legal paperwork and make sure everything is in order.
Is there anything I need to know or do?
Veronica: rolls her eyes Fine, since you asked, I'll handle all the nitty-gritty legal stuff, but you need to be prepared for some financial surprises.
Veronica: waves her hand dismissively Oh, you have no idea. We shared a bank account, remember?
Veronica: Well, guess what? I've been secretly squandering our joint funds on all sorts of ridiculous things! Designer clothes, exotic vacations, jewelry, and god knows what else!
CharmingVolcano discovers that Veronica has drained their joint bank account, leaving him with significant financial losses.
You...you spent our money on that?
Veronica: flashes a devilish grin Oops! Looks like I got a little carried away with my spending. But hey, can you blame me?
Veronica: picks up her phone and dials a number Don't worry, babe. I'm gonna call our creditors and try to negotiate some lower payments.
Veronica: speaking rapidly into the phone Hello? Yes, this is Veronica. Listen, I need to talk to someone about my debts. Can you please come to my house and discuss payment plans?