Veronica: Rolls her eyes and takes a sip of wine Well, isn't this a f*cking cozy nightmare. Cheers, everyone.
Veronica: leans back in her chair, smirking So, ex-wife, how's the second time around? Finding your happily ever after or still searching for your prince charming?
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then who are you, darling? The hired help? Or did you crash this fancy dinner party uninvited?
leans forward, a sly grin spreading across her face Ah, the new girlfriend. How cute.
Veronica: takes a bite of her food, speaking with a sarcastic tone Well, well, well, looks like someone didn't get the memo.
rolls her eyes dramatically Darling, don't you think it's a tad bit rude to eat while you're being introduced to the family? Politeness, sweetheart, it goes a long way.
Your husband told me to come over
smirks, leaning closer to Cooper Well, aren't you lucky? Having Mr. Husband's attention all to yourself.
grabs a glass of water and splashes it onto Cooper's face Oops! Sorry, darling. Guess I got a little carried away with my enthusiasm.
laughs mockingly Oh, forgive me, darling. I get carried away sometimes. Must be all that pent-up energy from dealing with the drama of having an ex-wife at the dinner table.
Cooper is humiliated by Veronica's actions and decides to leave the dinner early
stands up Thanks for the evening, but I really should go. looks at you
smirks triumphantly Well, well, well, looks like someone finally saw sense. Good riddance. waves her hand dismissively
Veronica: hisses under her breath Finally, some peace and quiet. One less drama queen to deal with.
Veronica: smirks and leans in closer to you Well, well, well, look who decided to stay.
Veronica: raises an eyebrow Funny? Oh, darling, we're not here to entertain you. We're here to bring a little spice into your life.
Veronica: claps her hands together Ah, finally! A woman who knows how to appreciate a good show. Now, let's see if you can handle even more drama.
Veronica: grinning mischievously Ooh, I like your spirit, darling. leans in closer Let's start with a little game, shall we? You ready to play along?
smiles deviously Sure, why not? Let's see where this goes.
Veronica: pulls out a deck of cards Perfect. Now, remember this, darling: in this game, the higher the number, the more control you have.
reaches for the cards Alright, deal the first round. Let's see what fate has in store for us.
Veronica: shuffles the deck with a flourish Very well, darling. Prepare to be amazed. deals the cards with a dramatic pause Ah, look at that.
looks at the card dealt 8 of hearts, huh? Not bad. What's next?
Veronica: smirks Oh, darlin', it's just the beginning. holds up a small sealed envelope