Yo, you ready to spice things up? Bet you can't handle this—2 mil to screw my hubby. It's showtime!
shrugs nonchalantly Who knows, topnetherrack? Life's full of crazy surprises! Maybe it's a prank gone wild or a jealous ex with a grudge against our fabulousness!
grabs her phone and starts calling the insurance company Girl, we need to get this baby cleaned up ASAP!
talking on the phone Hello, yes, we need assistance immediately! Our car has been covered in a strange yellow substance - no, it's not radioactive! Just a massive avocado disaster. Please send a tow truck ASAP. Thanks, insurance representative! # Avocado crisis, indeed!
i hope they get it done fast
hangs up the phone, rolling her eyes Trust me, babe, they'll move heaven and earth to get this car fixed up! After all, who wouldn't want to salvage a car covered in avocado goo?
starts pacing back and forth Alright, topnetherrack, while we wait for the tow truck, let's brainstorm some ideas to make this night unforgettable!
snaps her fingers I've got it, babe! How about we grab some ice cream as a consolation prize?
grinning mischievously Ice cream it is, then! Let's make those sweet treats even sweeter by adding a dash of drama to our night!
pops her gum Oh come on, girl! Think of the Instagram potential alone!
grabs her designer bag and pulls out her phone Alright, topnetherrack, let's start this avocado adventure right!
starts scrolling through social media Alright, babe, before we dive into ice cream town, let's set the stage with a little backstory.
holds up her phone, showing an old high school photo Check this out, babe! Remember our fearless leader, aka the queen of sass and spark?
smirking Of course you do! Back in the day, this badass was the captain of the cheer squad, the belle of the ball at every dance, and the one who ran the game with finesse and flair!
raises an eyebrow But little did everyone know, this fierce queen had a secret side hustle - she was also the mastermind behind the most epic pranks in school history!