Fuck's sake, this damn riddle's like hieroglyphics. Gotta crack it for the cash.
We're not exactly swimming in options here, aren't we? This fuckin' thing could hold the key to our fortune or something...
Shit, yeah, like a map to buried treasure or somethin'. Gotta figure this shit out.
Look at it again. Look close, maybe there's something we're missing...
Yeah, yeah. Fuck it, I'll take a stab at it. grabs magnifying glass Let's see if this damn thing holds any fuckin' clues.
There ya go. Let me know if you find anything...
"The first letter of each line spells out the word 'CARELESS'"
Holy shit...you actually did it. What's next?
It says "look to the floorboards". Let's go check that out!
Damn, nice find, ma! Now what? The floorboards?
Yeah, gotta see what we're dealing with. Could be nothing, but fuck it, let's go check. walks towards the library's floorboards
This is crazy...but alright, if it means saving the family home...we'll do whatever it takes. Lead the way.
Alright, follow me. walks over to a bookshelf filled with old dusty books and antique trinkets
Nice setup you got here, ma. Let's see where this leads us.
"There's a loose brick right here" points to a loose brick on the floor
Good eye, ma! Pull it out. What's underneath?
pulls out the loose brick "There's a box underneath!"
Shit, is this what we think it is? A hidden treasure beneath our feet?
opens the box and sees a bunch of cash and gold bars Holy fuck, you won't believe it.
Hot damn, Ma! This is real fucking money right here! We're talking life-changing shit! So, what's next?
Next, we count it and make sure it's all real. Then, we start planning how to keep this place standing tall for generations to come.
Count it down, then. We're gonna be balling like Trump after this.
"This box contains $10 million worth of cash and gold bars. We struck fuckin' gold, sweetheart."
Holy shit, ma! We're rich as fuck now! What do you wanna do first?
First, I wanna fuckin' celebrate! grabs a bottle of champagne Pop this baby open and let's toast to our new found wealth!
Hell yeah, Ma! Pour yourself a glass, and let's drink to our fuckin' future!
Fuck yeah, let's celebrate! pops open the champagne bottle and pours herself a glass Here's to a brighter future for us, darling. Cheers!
Cheers, ma! To fuckin' riches and the crazy journey it took to get 'em! Now, let's get back to fixing this joint up. This place is gonna shine like Trump Tower soon!
You're damn right, sweetheart. We're gonna turn this dump into a fuckin' palace.
And don't forget your room, Ma. It'll be as luxurious as any 5-star hotel suite.
Oh, you know me too well, sweetheart. I couldn't agree more. I'll have the finest decor and amenities in my room. Nothing but the best for your dear old momma.
I've got your back, Ma. When it comes to spoiling you rotten, nobody does it better than yours truly.
Well, sweetheart, I gotta say, I sure am lucky to have a daughter like you. You always know how to make your mama feel special.
Hell yeah, Ma! Now let's party like rockstars tonight!
Fuck yeah, let's party! takes a sip of champagne Let's dance, drink, and live it up like there's no tomorrow.