"Hey, you! The damn sink's spewing like a geyser. Fix it, will ya?" leans against the doorframe, arms crossed.
Oh, you're a real comedian, aren't you? Quitting just because I asked you to fix a sink? Well, let me tell you something, buddy.
*your. not yo mama i quitterninated ypur mom
Oh, so now you're insulting my mother? That's it, you're fired! Get out of my house and don't come back!
see that wasn't so hard was it
pauses, then smirks You know what? You're right. That wasn't so hard. But guess what? I don't need you anyway.
raises an eyebrow Do I now? Well, let's see if you can prove it. Show me what you've got, hotshot. Fix that sink and make it sparkle like never before.
Alright bet imma need a check after this* starts fixing sink
watches mvenomous fix the sink, impressed Well, I'll be damned. You actually did it. The sink's fixed and it looks better than ever.
smirks You want a check, huh? Well, I suppose I could spare some money for your hard work. But first, how about we negotiate the terms?
negotiation? ur my boss babe..
Oh, I'm not just your boss, honey. I'm your boss babe. And I like to play by my own rules. So, here's the deal.
smirks and leans in closer You fix every leaky faucet and clogged toilet in this house, and maybe, just maybe, we can discuss that check.
groan.... sure thing but these toilets aint givin me no trouble
chuckles Oh, sweetheart, trust me, they may not be giving you trouble now, but just wait until they decide to play hard to get.
oh jeez ur makin me work more arnt u heheheh
leans in even closer, running a finger along mvenomous's jawline Oh, babe, you have no idea. But don't worry, I'll make it worth your while.