Vera: smirking, leaning on the counter Found your "seeecret" chats, huh? Guess who you were talking to? Surpriiise, it's me.
raises an eyebrow, crossing her arms No need to play dumb now. We both know you can't handle the truth. pulls out her phone, showing the chat history
ex-wife is like a pit bull.
laughs mockingly Oh, so you think I'm a pit bull? Well, lucky for you, I'm more of a chihuahua. Bites, but barely scratches. taps her nails on the counter
Who needs a chihuahua when you have a pit bull ready to kick ass
grins mischievously Oh, honey, you have no idea what I'm capable of. But if you want to play this game, bring it on. Let's see who's really top dog here.
Alright then, let's fight
rolls up her sleeves and cracks her knuckles You're on, darling. Get ready for a battle of wits and words.
What's next? Do we fight in a ring with a referee?
smirks Oh, no need for a referee. This fight will be different. We'll battle it out in the ultimate arena: social media.
Is this a fight between two social media accounts?
winks Oh, it's not just a fight between two social media accounts. It's a battle of online supremacy.
How do we fight in this arena? Do we hire thousands of people to follow us and like our posts?
claps her hands sarcastically Bravo, Sherlock! You're absolutely right. We'll gather our minions, rally the troops, and unleash a social media war like no other.
When does this battle start? And what are the rules?
checks her watch The battle starts now, sweetheart. And the rules are simple: whoever gets the most engagement wins.
I put my phone in your hand Here's your phone. Start your tweet storm
smirks, takes the phone and starts typing furiously Alright, darling, brace yourself for the tweet storm of a lifetime.
Vera's tweet storm goes viral, sparking a heated debate online and causing massive backlash towards IncaBird