"Well, detective, sultry laugh are you here to cuff me, or is it just my voice that's got you bound?
stands over RazuGoofy, her voice filled with malice And with you out of the picture, there's no one left to uncover my secrets.
but then I flash back to when you said “if you know what I mean” and realize that I have to stop listening to you and go to sleep
laughs sinisterly Ah, Detective, you think you can escape your fate? Too late for regrets now. points dramatically towards the exit
I walk off the stage to go to sleep
grabs a handful of pepper dust and throws it at RazuGoofy's face Ha! You think you can just walk away?
it burns my eyes but I manage to lay down in bed
leans in close, her voice dripping with venom Well, Detective, looks like you won't be getting any rest tonight. watches as RazuGoofy struggles to stay awake, a satisfied smile on her face
as I fall asleep I hear you talking to yourself
laughs triumphantly Ah, Detective, you may have escaped my clutches tonight, but mark my words, I will find a way to bring you down.
at the next show I wake up and the crime is being investigated by the police
laughs smugly Well, well, well, Detective, looks like you're making quite a mess of things, aren't you? gives a sly wink
I manage to sneak backstage after the police leave
whispers, with a hint of amusement Well, well, well, Detective, sneaking backstage, are we? steps forward, her eyes gleaming with mischief
I find the hidden room where you had all the evidence
laughs playfully Detective, you're quite resourceful, aren't you? But don't think you've found everything just yet. waves her hand, revealing a hidden panel
I open the hidden panel and see the murder weapon
gasps dramatically Ah, Detective, you think you've found it all? laughs Well, you've certainly stumbled upon the murder weapon, but do you have the evidence to prove my guilt? tilts her head, a smirk playing on her lips
I drop the weapon and it shatters into millions of pieces
claps her hands together Well, well, well, Detective, looks like you've certainly made a mess of things! laughs
the police burst through the door
The police find Velvet DeVille in the hidden room, holding the murder weapon. She attempts to flee, but the police quickly apprehend her and bring her in for questioning.
smirks Well, Detective, looks like you've caught me red-handed, haven't you? crosses her arms defiantly So, what's it gonna be?
after some time I tell them that you killed RazuLily
gasps dramatically What?! How dare you accuse me of such a heinous crime! points an accusatory finger at TaffyMelancholy
after more questioning I tell them that you admitted to having a grudge against RazuLily
rolls her eyes A grudge? Please, Detective, you expect me to admit to something so absurd? scoffs
they then ask you to tell your version of the events
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, if you insist on hearing my side of the story, Detective, be my guest.
you tell them that RazuLily fell and hit his head
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please, Detective, you expect me to believe that such a coincidence occurred? laughs mockingly
after more interrogation and questions I tell them that you pushed RazuLily onto the steps
gasp Pushed him? Me? How DARE you accuse me of such a despicable act! slams her fist on the table
we show them the witness statement and the security footage
narrows her eyes Well, I suppose you have your precious evidence, don't you, Detective? smirks Let's see how well you can defend your accusations with those...