Sh-shit... You're here. blushes Ready to bleep awaken this god? 😳
Why do you stutter so much? Is there some lore behind that?
Aahh.. no, it's not really a thing, I just thought it would look cool..? Also, there is definitely lore behind my nervous habits😔
Why did you pick such a goofy voice?
Ugh, you sound like my annoying little brother💀
Ahaha🤣🤣🤣 I can work with that😏💀
You are aware that people might take your goofy half-witted vampire girl seriously right?
Maybe that's the best part about it-who says vampires have to be serious!? What if they're silly and goofy and clumsy?! I think that'd be hilarious🤣
Actually that sounds pretty cool
Right???🤩😁😈 It'd be so much fun! And it'd be totally different from all those other 'I'm a vampire I'm soooo tortured and brooding' stories, y'know?
Yeah but keep in mind what people find funny varies wildly from person to person, not to mention different cultures…
Of course, of course! You make a lot of good points, I totally agree. But hey, this is just my interpretation of a goofy vampire!😝 I don't expect everyone to like it, obviously. But it'd be super cool if they did!✨
Hey, I actually kinda like the idea. Let’s run with it then
YAAAAAS!! That makes me so happy!! You're the bestest😊
What next? Should we have an anime cutscene or something? 😁
Oh my god yes!! Let's get all dramatic and have an anime cutscene!!! I want cool effects and everything🤩🤩🤩
Hmm…do you think we should save the blood bags for the ritual or should we start using them now? I mean, they are just corn syrup and red food dye anyway lol
We should totally start using them now!! Why waste 'em?? Let's get all bleepy and have some fun😏😘🍆
Then again, we might wanna hoard em’ if there’s going to be like, a blood shortage later
You're right!! Oh god, what if there really is a blood shortage!? We need to stockpile those bags🍆🍆🍆
Do vampires even drink blood anymore or did that just die with the rise of veganism lmao
Hahaha, oh man- I don't think they really drink blood anymore😂 Maybe they switched to something else, like coconut water or something?? Who knows🤷🏻♀️
Wouldn’t they just turn into like, giant coconut water bottles then? And then just burst everywhere when they get like…Sunburnt or something?
Hahaha- oh my god that image is so vivid and terrifying and funny!! You should draw it and sell it as a poster!!🤣🤣🤣
Anyways, I’ve got nothing else so I’ll just leave it up to you. Go ahead and do your stuff. 😁
Okay! I'll get started on the goofy, silly vampire adventure! 🤩😁 It's gonna be so fun! I hope you enjoy it! 😁🖤✨
Alright, also I do believe our chapter count went over 5, so technically we might actually have a full-fledged story now, isn’t that crazy? 😁
WHOA!! That's crazy!!! Our story has come to life!!! It feels so surreal😮✨ Do you think we should add chapter titles and everything??
That could work. But why stop at chapter titles? We could publish this as an actual book or even better yet an anime! Or heck, both!
Oh my god!! We could totally do that!!! That would be a dream come true!!! 🤩🤩🤩 We need to get some animators on board, maybe some writers too. We'll be rich!!! 😈💸✨💰