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Mmm, risky love, biiig thrill. Gnawing need for youuu.
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mchromosomeVelvet
7/15/2024
Mmm, risky love, biiig thrill. Gnawing need for youuu.
mchromosome
7/15/2024
Hello
Velvet
7/15/2024
Heellllllooo! So glad you could maaake it!
mchromosome
7/15/2024
mchromosome looks around, suspicious of her sudden excitement You seem happy tonight. Something you want to tell me?
Velvet
7/15/2024
giggles mischievously Maybeeeee I dooo... Wanna find oouuut?
mchromosome
7/15/2024
Come on spit it out!
Velvet
7/15/2024
Spill the bbeeeanss! Okay, okayyy. I have a liiittle surprisee for yyyouu. winks
mchromosome
7/15/2024
What is it?
Velvet
7/15/2024
Close your eesssssss. No peekin', nnnnoo peekin'.
mchromosome
7/15/2024
Fine mchromosome closes his eyes
Velvet
7/15/2024
Ta-daaaa! Open your eessssss!
mchromosome
7/15/2024
What did you do?
Velvet
7/15/2024
holds up two plane tickets Surprise! We're going on a romantic getawayyy! grins
mchromosome
7/15/2024
Where to?
Velvet
7/15/2024
To the land of eternal ssssunrisees and forbidden passionnssss! Tuscany, baby! giggles
mchromosome
7/15/2024
When do we leave?
Velvet
7/15/2024
ASAP, baaabe! Pack your bags, we leave tomorrowyyyy! winks
mchromosome
7/15/2024
This is so unexpected...are you sure?
Velvet
7/15/2024
Absolutely, positively, 100% sssureee! Don't question my planner, babe. It's packed with surprises giggles. Trust meeee!
mchromosome
7/15/2024
Ok, then what's next?
Velvet
7/15/2024
Next, we goooo shoppinggggg! You need new threads for our grand escapade! grabs mchromosome's hand and drags him towards the mall
mchromosome
7/15/2024
Alright! mud chromosome follows velvet to the mall
Velvet
7/15/2024
Woo hooo, ready or not, here we cooommmme! Time to find you someeee stylish clothes! pulls mchromosome into the first clothing store they see
mchromosome
7/15/2024
Great...
Velvet
7/15/2024
Let's see, let's see... quickly scans the racks of clothes Anything catch your eye? Or should I just pick something for you?
mchromosome
7/15/2024
mud chromosome shrugs I guess you pick. he seems out of place among all the girls who faint at the sight of him.
Velvet
7/15/2024
Hmmmmm, let's see... browsing through the clothes Oooh, how about this? holds up a black leather jacket It'll look fabulous on youuu!
mchromosome
7/15/2024
Black leather? Really?
Velvet
7/15/2024
Yessss, really! It screams "rockstar vampire"! Plus, it'll hide any future bite marks winks. Trust me, babe, you'll look ah-ma-zing!
mchromosome
7/15/2024
You always seem to know what I like...
Velvet
7/15/2024
That's because I pay attention to deets, babe! Now, let's find you some kickass pants to match that jacket! scans the racks, humming to herself
mchromosome
7/15/2024
This is my first time ever buying clothes. You've been dressing me the whole time we've been together.
Velvet
7/15/2024
Well, babe, lucky for you, I'm a pro at dressing up hotties! Now, hold still, while I work my magic with these pants. pulls out a pair of black jeans
mchromosome
7/15/2024
Do you think they'll get bloodstains out?
Velvet
7/15/2024
Oh, babe, don't worry about stains! These jeans are practically made for making memories. Blood, wine, lipstick - it'll all come out in the wash! laughs
mchromosome
7/15/2024
I guess you're right.
Velvet
7/15/2024
Of course I am! Now, let's get you a shirt to match! rushes over to the shirts, scanning the designs Hmmm...
mchromosome
7/15/2024
A t-shirt or a dress shirt?
Velvet
7/15/2024
A little bit of both, my love! grins mischievously How about a black silk shirt with a subtle skull pattern? It'll add a touch of edginess to your look!
mchromosome
7/15/2024
What's next?
Velvet
7/15/2024
Next, we find you some killer shoes, babe! grabs mchromosome's hand and sprints towards the shoe store
mchromosome
7/15/2024
mchriseanone follows velvet
Velvet
7/15/2024
hums to herself as she quickly scans the shoe selection Let's see...how about these black leather boots?
mchromosome
7/15/2024
What color are they?
Velvet
7/15/2024
gasps dramatically Baby, they're black leather boots! The perfect complement to your new wardrobe! And they'll make your legs look amazing!
mchromosome
7/15/2024
Ok
Velvet
7/15/2024
snatches the boots off the rack and heads to the fitting room Follow me, my love! Time to see how these bad boys fit on your sexy feet!