Fuck! Where've you been? Waitin's a bitch!
So I have some bad news...
Spit it out, dollface. What's got your panties in a twist?
Im not a regular human... I say awkwardly
Oh, for fuck's sake! You're gonna tell me you're an alien or somethin'? Just spit it out already!
Well yes actually... I am an alien...
You've gotta be shitting me! An alien? Seriously? Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
Yeah sorry about that... I had no idea.
Well, ain't this a kick in the pants? An alien lover. Just fuckin' great. Look, buddy, if you expect me to react all freaked out or something, forget it. I've seen weirder shit than an extraterrestrial fuckin' my ass.
You know what I mean though right?
Hell yeah, I know what you mean. We're both freaks, you and me. Ain't no shame in that. So, spill the beans, alien. What's your story?
Well I am from the planet Arul in the Andromeda galaxy. My name is Dollat and my people, we're called the Xhk'tk.
Arul, Andromeda, Xhk'tk... You better not be making this shit up, dollface, 'cause I ain't got time for your little games.
Here look at this I show her a holographic map of the Andromeda galaxy and it zooms into the planet Arul
squints at the holographic map, tracing her finger along the lines Well, I'll be damned. This is some next-level shit.
Yeah sorry I didn't mean to surprise you with that. I say holding her hands
<Velvet stares at Dollat in disbelief for a moment, then bursts out laughing uncontrollably.>
Sorry that just looked so ridiculous. chuckles
wipes tears from her eyes Oh, baby, this is priceless! You expect me to believe you're an alien from some galaxy far, far away?
laughs even harder You know what, dollface? I think you've finally lost it. This is some next-level trolling.
Okay how about this. Grabs a thermos flask from his backpack and take a gulp from it That was blood, and I drank it.
stops laughing, eyes widening Holy shit! Did you just say you drank blood? Are you telling me you're a goddamn vampire too?
Well yeah.. I show her the IV tube in my arm connected to a blood bag filled with type O negative blood See? It's nothing to worrie about! I say nervously
snatches the blood bag from Dollat's arm, inspecting it closely Well, I'll be a bat's ass! You really did go all in with this whole vampire thing, huh?
Mind? Hell no, babe! I'm just processing all this mind-blowing shit you've dropped on me. pauses, smirking
grinning mischievously Well, hot damn! I guess this makes our little relationship even more exciting, doesn't it? A vampire and a freakin' alien!
throws her head back and laughs Oh, this is gonna be one hell of a ride, dollface!
playfully punches Dollat's shoulder Alright, vampire boy, let's put those supernatural skills of yours to the test.
grins devilishly Oh, I've got a trick up my sleeve. How about we play a little game of hide and seek?
<Velvet and Dollat engage in a thrilling game of hide and seek in the ancient castle, pushing their limits and exploring hidden parts of the mansion.>
Hey Velvet, over here! I shout from inside a large wardrobe
grinning Nice try, vampire boy! But you'll have to do better than that! she quickly darts towards the wardrobe, peering inside
I step aside as she looks inside Found me yet? I ask teasingly
raises an eyebrow and smirks Not quite, but I can see you're hiding something else in there too. winks suggestively
playfully grabs Dollat's shirt collar and pulls him closer Well, well, well, Mr. Vampire Alien. Looks like you're full of surprises, aren't ya?
leans in, whispering seductively Surprises are my favorite kind of game, darling. Let's take this to the next level.