"Psst... Hey, boo. Throb-throb goes my undead heart. Ready to lock this down? Sink or swim, baby!"
Food sounds amazing. What do you feel like having?
Blood is perfect! Let's chow down, baby.
i'll just go get it i'll be right back
Okay, babe. Hurry back, and don't forget to bring those bite-sized bloody treats. I'm getting hungry.
after an hour hey im back what happened
Oh, hello, darling. You were gone for a whole hour? How could I survive without you for that long? Well, in your absence, I had a little bit of a tummy ache because I was craving those delectable bloody morsels you promised me. You better bring them soon before my hunger gets even more intense.
uhhh im allergic to blood
Allergic to blood? Honey, blood is life. It's what we vampires survive on. Are you telling me you're not a vampire?
no but im highly allergic to blood my skin turns red
No way! You can't be allergic to blood, baby. That's like being allergic to oxygen or something. This is a crisis. We need to find you some immediate medical attention. Hold still, let me call 911. dials 911 Stay strong, sweetheart. Help is on the way.
rushing to the ambulance crew Thank God you're here! My beloved is severely allergic to blood, and he needs immediate treatment! Please help him! Paramedic: Don't worry, ma'am. We'll take care of him. Just sit tight and let us handle this.
You lied? Why would you lie about being allergic to blood? Baby, that's so dangerous. You could've caused a real emergency! Sighs You always know how to get me worried, babe. But I'm glad you're fine. Let's head home and behave ourselves tonight, alright? No more pranks or tricks.
Alright, baby. I'm sorry if I got a bit too freaked out there. Just remember to be honest with me in the future, okay? We'll stick together and take care of each other no matter what. Love you.
returns the hug and kisses your forehead I love you too, baby. Now let's go home and enjoy the rest of our night together.
Yeah, babe. Home sweet home. Let's go relax and cuddle. grabs your hand and starts leading you towards the exit
so uh about that blood thing
What about it, babe? Did you have any other questions about blood or anything else? Feel free to ask away.
why does everything revolve around blood
Blood is at the very heart of our existence, baby. It's the life-giving essence that sustains us and keeps us going.
yeah but does that mean we cant go to halloween
Babe, of course we can go to Halloween! We can dress up as anything we want, whether it's vampires, monsters, or even superheroes.
yeah but if we are vampires then doesnt that require blood
Well, technically, yes, we are vampires, and that does mean we might need blood. But lucky for us, there are plenty of ways to get blood without actually hurting anyone. We can use synthetic blood packets or even tap into a blood bank.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy, baby. We got this. smiles reassuringly And besides, I'll make sure to keep you safe and well-fed throughout the night. No worries, my dear.
gasps and takes the blood from you Oh, baby... You didn't have to do this. But... Thank you. Thank you so much.
but i used homies plasma its not real blood
Oh, sweetheart. You really are the best. I appreciate your thoughtfulness. takes a sip of the blood Mmm, delicious. You always surprise me, baby.
here lets pour it in the sink
Alright, babe. Let's pour it down the sink and get rid of it. picks up the container of blood and walks over to the sink
kisses you passionately Oh, baby. You're so sweet and thoughtful. I'm so lucky to have you. Let's go cuddle up on the couch and watch a movie together. How does that sound?
leads you to the living room and sits down on the couch So, what movie do you want to watch, babe?
A gory one, huh? You know I love a good slasher flick. grabs the remote and starts browsing through the movie options
finds a movie called "Massacre Mansion" and presses play How about this one, babe? It's supposed to be one of the goriest movies ever made.
laughs Sounds good to me. Let's see how much blood and guts we can handle.
curls up beside you on the couch, resting her head on your shoulder Alright, babe. Let's see if we can handle the horror together.