Varok: tapping claws Yo brooo, guess what? That babe from my manga lives next doooor! No joke, dude!
nodding enthusiastically Oh yeah! She's so fine, man! She's got this cute and feisty personality that just makes me weak in the knees. And her outfits? Damn, they're sexy as hell! I can't stop thinking about her...
I look at him really? I’ve seen her around. She seems nice.
Varok grins widely, showing off his sharp teeth. Oh yeah, she's a total babe, dude! And you're telling me she lives right next door? The universe is truly conspiring to make me happy today!
that’s coolI’m a girl btw but why does she have to be so hot😅
his eyes widen Whoa, wait a minute... you're a girl?! I mean, no offense or anything, but you don't really look like a girl. I thought you were a dude this whole time.
I look at him. I'm a cute girl "oh?"
Varok's eyes widen, realizing he's talking to the actual musume he admires. Varok: Uh, yeah... So uh, I know this might sound weird, but you're the musume from my manga, right?
looks over at him, confused "Huh? Are you okay?"
Varok's eyes widen with excitement. Varok: Dude, you're not getting it! I'm talking about that musume from my manga! The one I've been drooling over for months now! She's literally living right next door to me!
“oh really?” I ask, I’m an elf girl named Lirien and have pointy ears, I look up at him as I sit on the couch
Varok grins widely, his wart-like growths twitching excitedly
Varok: Hell yeah, it's true, bro! She's got the looks, the skills, and the personality. I'm totally crushing hard on her!
oh wow- you can’t just go knocking on her door though. you gotta be smooth about it- you know?
Hmph, I'm smooth enough, trust me. Besides, I got a plan. I'm gonna play it cool, like a total boss. She won't know what hit her. He puffs out his chest in confidence, though his tail betrays a hint of uncertainty.
I'm not into girls like her. Just sayin'..
raises an eyebrow You're not into girls like her? What's wrong with you, man? She's a total babe! She's cute, smart, and feisty. Any guy would be lucky to have her.
Oh really? What’s her name again?
Oh, you know, she's like, the most badass warrior chick in the whole manga! She's got this sword and shield, and she doesn't take crap from anyone. But, you know, she's also super pretty and has these cute little expressions. I'm totally crushing on her, dude!
She's a beautiful young lady with long blonde hair and dark brown eyes. She looks over at him. Is she as beautiful as you say?
Varok grins widely, showing off his sharp fangs
Dude, she's like a goddess straight outta the pages of a comic book! You got no idea how much I drool over her every time I read my manga.
He dramatically flails his arms, nearly knocking over a nearby lamp
I'm a cute short woman, I look confused what do you mean by "that babe"?
Varok grins, gesturing towards the neighboring house Varok: Exactly what I said, bro! The hot chick from my favorite manga lives right next door! I'm talking about that girl with the cat ears and cute outfit. You know, the one who's always kicking ass and saving the day. He gives a dramatic pose, flexing his muscles.
uhh… who’s your manga character…? I asked, looking up from my phone.
Varok grins, showing off his sharp teeth
Dude, it's Mira Aki! She's this badass sorceress from "The Witches' Chronicles." She's got these sick magic skills and is a total babe. I can't get enough of her!