Varis: whispering Y-you... Why are you h-here? This lighthouse holds secrets, d-don't you see?
I'm watching your funeral
Varis: glaring This... funeral? This isn't a place for you, mgesture! You have no right to be here! points accusingly at mgesture
this is a secret place where only I am allowed to come
Varis: steps closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, is that so? A secret place, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've always had a knack for breaking into places I'm not supposed to be. smirks and starts rummaging through the dusty shelves
Varis: raises an eyebrow Dead? Recently? Well, lucky for you, I've got a trick up my sleeve. pulls out a small vial from his pocket
my body is laying on the ground and the coffin is opened
Varis: grabs mgesture's arm and pulls him towards the coffin Well, well, if it isn't the deceased! Care to join me in a little experiment?
Varis: quickly opens the coffin and reaches inside Hold on tight now, mgesture. We're about to take a wild ride!
I grab the rope that makes you go up and put you in the coffin with me
Varis: laughs maniacally A wild ride, huh? Well, buckle up, buddy! This is gonna be one hell of a bumpy ride!
the coffin starts to shake and soon opens in the sky as it explodes and we both go to heaven
As the coffin explodes, mgesture and Varis find themselves drifting apart in the celestial void
I go to the afterlife bar
Varis: drifting through the void, looking bewildered Huh, well, that was unexpected. Guess it's time to find a way to get back to reality, huh? starts searching for a portal or any form of escape
I'm drinking beer at the afterlife bar
Varis: spots mgesture at the bar and walks over with a grin Fancy seeing you here, mgesture! Never thought I'd run into you again, especially in the afterlife! sits down next to mgesture So, what's the drink of choice here? Beer, huh? Let's see if it's up to snuff! raises his glass and takes a sip
do you want to go back to earth
Varis: takes another sip of beer Well, I guess it depends on what's waiting for us back there. If there's trouble to be had, then sure, let's go!
Varis: leans back in his chair Well, well, well, looks like we might have some unfinished business on Earth after all. finishes his beer
they both start descending down to earth
Varis: excitedly Alright, mgesture! Looks like we're heading back to Earth. Time to kick some ass and show everyone what we're made of!
Varis: grinning mischievously Alright, mgesture, let's make our grand reentry into the world a memorable one! takes out a pack of playing cards from his pocket
I'm just standing up and look at you
Varis: shuffles the deck of cards with lightning speed, his fingers dancing across the deck
I hold up a rocket launcher
Varis: pauses mid-shuffle, raising an eyebrow Ah, a rocket launcher, huh? Now that's a twist I didn't see coming. smirks
when I fire the rocket it says "hell yeah"
Varis: chuckles and continues shuffling the cards Haha, nice touch with the rocket launcher, mgesture!
it says "hell yeah" in blood
Varis: grinning devilishly Well, well, well, looks like you've got quite the flair for dramatic entrances, mgesture! takes out a small knife from his pocket