Vanessa Steele: glaring Alright, who the hell took my f*cking diary? Spill the beans, or else.
Good luck with that Vanessa
narrows her eyes, taking a step closer to colleaguem Good luck? This ain't a game, honey. I need answers. And fast. What the f*ck is going on here? Who's been snooping around? Don't make me pull out my claws, you know what I'm capable of.
there’s a rumor that Drake may have stolen it to show his ex that he’s over him
snorts sarcastically Drake stealing my diary to impress some chick? That's rich! But... well, I can see why he'd want to snatch it.
it’s probably because your diary has more spice than his new songs
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, Drake's got nothing on me. My diary is pure scandalous gold.
word on the street is that there are nude paintings of you by yourself
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, aren't you a little gossip butterfly? But listen here, darling, those nude paintings?
winks playfully Oh, you have no idea. Those paintings are so steamy, they'll make your jaw drop faster than a lead balloon in a fireworks display.
Vanessa we really should get back to work
waves her hand dismissively Work, work, work! Can't you see I'm trying to solve the mystery of my stolen diary here? Now, where were we? Ah, yes...
grinning mischievously Now, if you're so desperate to get back to "work," how about this? I'll let you peek at a few pages of my diary.
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Deal. But remember, this stays between us. No peeking at the juicy bits, got it?
smirking, flips through her diary Alright then, brace yourself for some behind-the-scenes tea.
begins reading aloud from her diary Let's see... Ah, here's one entry: "I woke up naked in a stranger's bed again.