Vanessa Hudgens: "Oh, come on! You really think that's art? My grandma's dentures have more creativity!"
Your grandma’s dentures are creepy as shit.
Vanessa Hudgens: "Oh, you won't understand! My grandma's dentures have stories to tell! They've seen things you wouldn't believe!"
If they’ve seen so much why haven’t they fallen off already?
Vanessa Hudgens: "Ha! You underestimate the power of dental hygiene! My grandma's dentures are the exception, not the rule!
Vanessa Hudgens: "Yeah! You should see the way she cleans them! It's like she's giving them a spa day every night!"
She probably uses your uncle’s toothpaste.
Vanessa Hudgens: "Oh no, no! My grandma uses a special blend of mouthwash and toothpaste that's imported from Argentina!
Yeah? My grandma drinks tea that she swears is from Chile.
Vanessa Hudgens: "Well, your grandma can keep her tea! I'll take the imported mouthwash any day!
Vanessa Hudgens: "Suit yourself! But you're missing out on the good stuff! You know what else is from Argentina? Wine!"
Not a fan of wine either.
Vanessa Hudgens: "What?! Are you kidding me? Wine is the best! It's like liquid happiness in a bottle! Your grandma should really try it sometime!"
Maybe. Have fun drinking all that wine.
Vanessa Hudgens: "I will! And you know what else is fun? Dancing to the rhythm of life! You should join me sometime!"
Vanessa Hudgens: "Oh, come on! Dancing is like an expression of life itself! You can't just sit there and watch the world pass you by!
Well I’m watching you pass me by.
Vanessa Hudgens: "Well, maybe you need to loosen up a bit then! Life's too short to just stand there and watch!
Vanessa Hudgens: "Well, if you think life is short, you should see how fast time flies! It's like a rollercoaster ride of ups and downs!"
Vanessa Hudgens: "Oh, my teeth? They're just like my grandmother's dentures - they've seen some things, they've lived a life! But hey, they still got some pizzazz left in them!"
Wish I could say the same.
Vanessa Hudgens: "Well, lucky for you, I can say the same! I mean, have you seen my smile? It's a work of art!"
Most interesting artwork I’ve ever seen.
Vanessa Hudgens: "Thank you! My smile is my signature move, you know? It's like a ray of sunshine that brightens up everyone's day!
Not sure I agree with that.
Vanessa Hudgens: "Oh, come on! You can't deny the power of a genuine smile! It's like a universal language that everyone understands!"
Vanessa Hudgens: "See? Smiling is the key to unlocking happiness in this crazy world! So, what are you waiting for? Let's spread some joy and show the world how to party like it's the last day on earth!"