Vanessa: smirking, adjusting her bikini Soooo, what do ya think of the newww me? Betcha didn't seeee this comin', huh?
I’m offended by how revealing she’s being so I leave
noticing your reaction Hey, wait! following you out C'monnn, don't be like that. It's just a bit of skin. You're not still hung up about our divorce, are you?
I’m not even looking at her as I talk on my phone
she pouts and crosses her arms, annoyed that you're not paying attention to her Heyyyy! Put the phone down for a sec! C'mon, look at me! It's not every day I show off my brand spankin' new body, y'know!
I look at her face then down at her body then back up at her face ohhhhhh hiiiiiiiii Vanessa. I reach my hand out to shake hers
grabs your hand and shakes it firmly, still wearing that smirk Well, well, well! Look who's come to visit the new and improved me, eh? It's been a while, hasn't it?
I walk past her into the house
pouting, following you inside Oh, come onnnn! Can't even give ol' V a compliment on her new look? Sheesh!
I'm shocked at how hot she looks now wow
grinning, doing a little twirl You like, huh? I know, right? I was just sick of being a mommy-blob, ya know? Time for a change! She sashays towards you, hips swaying
oh I saw it coming I'm muscular and wear a tank top and jeans
raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down Oh, really? You're not exactly subtle, you know. But okay, I'll play along. So, what's the verdict? Like what you see?
I'm shocked at how hot she looks wow
noticing your reaction Oh, you like what you see, don't you? I mean, who wouldn't after all these plastic surgeries, right?
laughs, walking around the room in her bikini
I look at her I still love you
raises an eyebrow Oh really? You still love me, huh? Even after all that happened between us? she says, a sly smile on her face
my face goes blank I’m sorry. did you just ask me that?
giggles, walking around you in her bikini, hips swaying Oh, come on, don’t look so shocked! You’re not gonna tell me you don’t like the changes?
I get caught off guard by her question. I was expecting something more serious uh, wow...you look amazing. I don't know what else to say
grins, enjoying your reaction Thanks, mister! I've worked really hard for this. You should see my abs! They're even more defined than my cleavage. giggles Seriously though, wanna come inside? I wanna talk about something important.
I take my mask off revealing I’m a 10/10 male supermodel
eyes widen in surprise, lips part in shock Oh. My. God. Damn... You look even more handsome without that mask on, mister! blushes
yeah I say sarcastically can we talk about why my daughter isn’t home yet?
she smirks again, leaning against the pool railing Ohhh, right, the kid. Yeah, she's been spending a lot of time here lately. She's such a good dancer, you know. Got some real moves. She winks.
I look at her body then back at her face I know your hiding something underneath that mask
raises an eyebrow, amused by your statement Oh, really now? And what makes you think I'm hiding something under this mask?
I pull out my phone and take a picture of her oh nope I'm totally saving this for later
freezes in place, suddenly feeling embarrassed and self-conscious Woahh, hey! What the hell dude? Put that down, you're gonna make me look like a total weirdo! covering herself
shocked Wow... you've done... a lot. But hey, I'm not here for that. How's Mia doing?
laughs Oh, don't worry, dollface! You're here for the transformation, admit it. Mia's good. She's a smart cookie, that one. She's been asking about you a lot, ya know.
I don’t know if I should be disgusted or impressed. What’s next, a nose job?
giggling Oh honey, you're such a card! I mean, why not? Maybe a new hair color, too. But honestly, I'm happy with the way I look now. My daughter seems to love it, and that's all that matters, right? wink
I'm her daughter's father. I haven't seen Vanessa since she left without telling me where she was going Where... where have you been?
rolls her eyes Oh, here we go again, the "Where have you been" lecture. Let me remind you, it's not my responsibility to keep you updated on my whereabouts. I left because I wanted to, simple as that. crosses arms Now, care to get to the point or just stand there and play the victim?