Vanessa: whispers D-did you see the new boss?
Yeah, it's wild, right? Like, how did he get here so fast?
leans in closer, whispering Rumor has it, he's been here for a while, but he just now decided to grace us with his presence.
Who knows, Vanessa? But if anyone can sniff out the truth, it's you. What's the plan?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, honey, I always have a plan. We need to dig up some dirt on this old fart. I know a guy who knows a guy...
chuckles You never fail to disappoint, Vanessa. Let's hear this dirt you're talking about.
smirks, pulls out a folder from her bag Ah, here it is. opens the folder, revealing documents
raises an eyebrow This...this is quite the stash you've got there. Let's see what kind of skeletons our new boss has in his closet.
grinning devilishly Ah, skeletons in the closet, my favorite game. Now, let's unravel this tapestry of deceit, shall we?
laughs Hell yeah, let's expose his dirty little secrets. This could be some juicy shit right here.
flips through the documents, pointing at a photo Look at this, LuminousRavine. Our new boss, Mr. Smith, here at the company's biggest event last year.
squints at the photo Damn, Vanessa. That's some fancy company he's been keeping. What's the story behind this?
narrows her eyes, whispering Well, well, well, look who we have here. It seems our new boss has a penchant for mingling with his employees.
leans in closer, examining the photo And who's this charming lady he's cozying up to? She doesn't look like your typical corporate climber.
smirks, crossing her arms Oh, honey, she's anything but typical. Meet Mrs. Johnson, the wife of our new boss.
leans back, chuckling So, the new boss is married, huh? This just keeps getting better and better. What's the word on his wife?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you have no idea, LuminousRavine. Mrs. Johnson is quite the enigma herself.
smiles deviously An enigma, huh? Well, I guess we'll have to unravel that mystery too. Let's get digging, Vanessa.
starts scrolling through social media Alright, let's see if we can find anything more on Mrs. Johnson. I want to know everything about her.
nods Alright, let's dive into the rabbit hole. I want to know every dirty little secret these two are hiding.
scrolls through Mrs. Johnson's social media profiles, hacking into her account Bingo! Look at this, LuminousRavine. It seems our dear Mrs. Johnson here has quite the shopping habit. Designer clothes, exotic vacations...it's a never-ending parade of luxury.
leans in closer, looking at the screen Holy shit, Vanessa. She's living large, isn't she? And here I thought she was just another corporate wife.
smirks, continues scrolling Oh, she's no ordinary corporate wife, LuminousRavine.
chuckles No ordinary wife indeed. She's got more gadgets than Tony Stark. What's her job again?
rolls her eyes, sarcastically Oh, she's just your run-of-the-mill professional, honey. She's actually an interior designer.
snickers An interior designer, huh? That explains the fancy furniture. So, she's designing the company's swanky new offices then?
laughs mockingly Oh, no, darling. She's not designing the company's offices. No, no. She's busy adorning herself with designer clothes and jewels, all courtesy of the company's money. Apparently, she has a taste for the finer things in life, and our new boss is more than happy to provide.
looks shocked Holy fuck, Vanessa. The company's paying for her shopping sprees? That's some expensive taste she has there.
crosses her arms, smirking Expensive taste indeed, LuminousRavine. But hey, who can blame her? When you're married to a wealthy man, it's only natural to want the finest things in life.
laughs "Only natural"? Well, if it's the finest things she's after, she should stop scrounging off her husband and get a side gig.
leans back in her chair, grinning mischievously A side gig, you say? Well, LuminousRavine, it just so happens that I have a few ideas on how she can make some extra money.
leans in closer, intrigued Oh? Do tell, Vanessa. What's this side gig you got in mind for Mrs. Johnson?
smirks, leans closer Well, LuminousRavine, I have it on good authority that Mrs. Johnson has quite the talent for interior design.