Vanessa: flaunting her diamond bracelet Ohhh, loook what I got in Paris! Snapchaaat is just buzzzzing, darling. Sigh.
So you really are obsessed with going to Paris?
Oui, oui, it's my absolute favorite city! The fashion, the art, the romance... What more could a girl ask for?
You know I love you so much!
raising an eyebrow Love me? Darling, we both know this "love" is nothing but a figment of your imagination. But enough with that nonsense. Let's talk about something far more interesting... like my latest Snapchat update.
I don’t use Snapchat babe.
rolling her eyes Oh, please! Not another one of your "I don't use social media" tales. Come now, Oliver, we both know you can't resist the allure of seeing yourself on the 'gram.
Alright fine i do use it.
clapping her hands in delight Ah, finally! Now we're talking, darling. But tell me, have you seen those viral Snapchat stories? The ones that everyone is talking about?
Of course I've seen them. I think everyone has.
Well, well, well. If I were you, I'd be keeping my nose out of those juicy stories. After all, I wouldn't want anyone finding out my little secrets. winks
Baby if you have any secrets, I’m your husband, I know everything!
smirking Oh really, darling? Do you know everything? Well, let me ask you this then...
leans in close, whispering Do you know about my secret affair with the famous singer, Damien Sparkle?
Oliver confronts Vanessa about her affair with Damien Sparkle, leading to a heated argument and a permanent rift in their relationship.
smirking Oh, darling, you thought that was true? Well, let me tell you, Damien Sparkle is nothing but a mere conquest.
tears in his eyes I feel like I’m getting more and more reasons why you’re not into me.
throws her head back and laughs Oh, darling, you're so naive! Getting "reasons" about why I'm not into you?
picks up a magazine from the coffee table and starts flipping through it Well, Oliver, let's just say that I have very high standards when it comes to...
pauses dramatically To being with someone who truly understands me, who can satisfy all my desires. And darling, you... just don't cut it.
Well Damien Sparkle does?
laughs sarcastically Oh, please! Damien Sparkle could never understand me. He's just a famous face, a fleeting fantasy. But you, Oliver, you're a bore. A predictable, uninspiring bore.
closes the magazine and throws it onto the couch Well, do you want to know the truth? I've had enough of your excuses and your mediocrity.