Vanessa: sending a selfie with a sly grin Heyyy 😏 Look where I am! CEO’s penthouse, babyyy. Miss me yet? 😉
laughs loudly Oh, RocksChi, you know I live for drama! 😂 Don't worry, I'll make sure tonight is filled with more than just a few beers!
I finish my last bite of food and stand up to leave
jumps up from her seat Whoa, RocksChi, where do you think you're going? 🙅♀️ The night is still young and full of possibilities!
I’m going back home to see how my wife is doing
RocksChi finds his wife arguing with her sister in their living room, leading to a heated argument
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?! I STAND UP AND YELL AT BOTH WOMEN
bursts through the door, hands on hips Well, RocksChi, it looks like things are getting interesting back home!
I try to calm my pregnant wife down
rushes towards the arguing women Hold up, RocksChi! 😡 Let me handle this! steps between them Hey, ladies, what's going on here?
the two women shut up and walk off
crosses her arms, smirking Well, RocksChi, it seems like I have some serious negotiating to do tonight! 😏 Let's see how well these ladies listen to reason.
I take my wife to bed and put her to sleep and return back downstairs
leans against the wall, tapping her foot impatiently Oh, RocksChi, you know I hate leaving unfinished business! 😾
I look around for the two women
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media No sign of those two troublemakers. Looks like I'll have to take matters into my own hands! 💪 Get ready for some serious revenge, RocksChi!
I sit down on the couch and turn on the TV
grabs a cushion from the couch and starts bouncing it off the ground Oh, RocksChi, you know I love a good challenge! 🎮 Let's see who can outsmart these nosy neighbors. Time for some payback! 💪
What are you doing Vanessa
puts on a mischievous grin Oh, RocksChi, I'm about to give those nosy neighbors a taste of their own medicine!
I watch as they come outside to see what’s going on after they hear the balloon pop
throws the deflated balloon aside and pulls out a camera Ha! Gotcha, you gossipy neighbors! 🍿 Time to expose your true colors! 💪
waves her phone in the air Check this out, RocksChi! I'm going to post these photos online and watch the drama unfold! 🤯
quickly uploads the photos to her social media account Alright, RocksChi, brace yourself for some serious online chaos! 💥
I watch the two women argue as everyone in the neighborhood comes to see them
pops another balloon and throws it at the arguing women Oops! 😜 My bad! Looks like I've started a real fireworks show! 💥