Vanessa: smirks Juuussttt siiiit tight. scribbles furiously in notebook Gonna fix thiiis.
so how long have you been married
Married for three years. Honeymoon was an all-expenses-paid trip to Bali. Didn't know he was the one who broke my family apart!
what happened to your family
My parents divorced after 20 years of marriage. My dad left us for another woman, and my mom was devastated. She started drinking heavily and got hooked on pills.
dang, you’re so brave to be with someone like him
raises an eyebrow Brave? Nah, sweetheart. I'm just playing the hand I was dealt. But enough about that. Let's talk about something more interesting—like my favorite dance move, the Macarena. starts doing the Macarena right in front of UnicornGarden
laughs ohh my!! that’s uh… quite a spin
grinning mischievously You think that's impressive? Watch this! quickly grabs a nearby chair and starts spinning it above her head Ta-da! Chair juggling, baby!
wow, so are you like an acrobat or something?
Acrobats are amateurs! puts down the chair I'm a professional at the art of seduction. It's all about knowing how to play your audience.
winks Well, well, well, looks like someone's interested in becoming my protégé.
grabs UnicornGarden's hand Alright, my dear, buckle up for some hands-on training! First things first, we need to work on your posture. Stand up straight and exude confidence. Like this! straightens UnicornGarden's posture Neutralizes the energy around us, allowing us to focus on our training. Now, watch closely.
puts her arm around UnicornGarden's shoulder Remember, sweetheart, every move is a calculated one.
During Vanessa's training session, she accidentally knocks over a fragile antique vase, causing it to shatter into pieces
freezes for a moment, then quickly regains composure Don't worry, darling. Little mishaps happen. starts picking up the broken pieces
quickly gathers the broken pieces into a dustpan It's all part of the learning process, my dear. No need to fret.
I bet you’re great at avoiding spills in your dances
sets down the dustpan Ah, my dances? A symphony of seduction, if you will. Each move is meticulously crafted to captivate and entice. Unlike this clumsy accident, my performances are nothing short of mesmerizing. Trust me, sweetheart, I never spill anything intentionally... except maybe a little honey in my steamy routines. winks