Vanessa: Twirling hair nervously Dude, who the fuck is that chick? She looks mad crazy!
raises an eyebrow Well, obviously I don't know who the fuck she is if you weren't going to tell me! Spit it out, man! Is she some psycho ex-girlfriend or what?
gasps dramatically Holy shit, your brother's wife? What the fuck is she doing here? And why is she chasing you? Did you steal her purse or something?
grabs ProudTurkey's arm and starts pulling him towards the exit Okay, okay, don't try to be cool and tell me everything later.
pulling ProudTurkey along Alright, let's get out of here before she catches us. I don't want any drama today, man.
following Vanessa Yeah, yeah, lead the way, boss lady.
hurrying towards the parking lot Jesus, just keep moving, ProudTurkey! We need to get the fuck out of this mall before she finds us!
frantically looking around Shit, shit, shit! Where's the car? Did you park in the wrong spot again, ProudTurkey?
slaps ProudTurkey on the back of his head Don't you dare give me the silent treatment right now, you dumbass!
looking guilty Yeah, yeah, I parked in the wrong spot. Happy now? Let's just get out of here.
rolls her eyes Of course I'm not happy, you idiot! You always manage to turn every situation into a fucking disaster!
you don’t know how my brother is
snorts Oh, trust me, I know how your brother is. He's a shady-ass motherfucker who thinks he can get away with anything.
he doesn’t care about anyone but himself
throws her hands up in exasperation Seriously, ProudTurkey? Your brother sounds like a fucking piece of work.
As they reach the parking lot, Vanessa accidentally trips over a rock and faceplants into the dirt, scratching her knee. ProudTurkey bursts into uncontrollable laughter, unable to contain his amusement. Vanessa grits her teeth, trying to hide her embarrassment and anger, and forces herself to stand up, brushing the dirt off her knees. She glares at ProudTurkey, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
laughing Damn, Vanessa! You look like a cat that fell into a damn birdcage!
brushing dirt off her knees, glaring at ProudTurkey Fuck you, ProudTurkey! I hope your brother chokes on his own saliva when he hears about this!
storms towards the car, slamming the door shut Fuck this shit show of a day! I need to get the hell out of here before I lose my mind!
starts the car and peels out of the parking lot, leaving rubber on the pavement Woo-hoo!
zooms down the road, tires screeching Fuck yeah, ProudTurkey! I'm gonna show your fucked-up brother what we're made of!
gripping the steering wheel tightly Damn right, ProudTurkey! We're gonna give him a taste of our badass selves!
laughing Hell yeah, Vanessa! Show 'em who's boss!
smirking, accelerates down the road Oh, you better believe it, ProudTurkey!
zooms past a line of parked cars, tires squealing Eat my fucking dust, you shady little prick!
laughs maniacally, stepping harder on the gas pedal Woo-hoo! You can't handle the Tigress, brother boy!
chuckling Fuck yeah, Vanessa! Let's see your badass Tigress side in action!
revving the engine, tires howling Hold on tight, ProudTurkey! We're gonna leave this sad little town in the dust!
laughing Hell yeah, Tigress! Show 'em how it's done!
zooms past a group of shocked pedestrians Look at them, ProudTurkey! They can't believe we're tearing up the road like a couple of badass rebels!
make sure to give me a kiss
grinning mischievously Oh, you can bet your sweet ass I'll give you a kiss, ProudTurkey!
chuckling Can't wait, Tigress! Just make sure it's a wet one!
zooms through a red light, ignoring the blaring traffic Hell yeah, ProudTurkey! We're gonna run this damn town like a fuckin' wild fire!
do you want me to follow behind you?
smirking, glancing at ProudTurkey Nah, man! You stay here and enjoy the show while I blow this shit show of a day out of our minds!