Vanessa: flaunts diamond-studded phone Look at this, Toney. Bet you never saw this much bling in your life, huh?
You sure are flashy, Ms. Sanchez.
Vanessa: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, Faveldst, looks like someone's been taking notes. But don't worry, I'll give you the chance to catch up.
Who would ever think you were the former nerd?
Vanessa: smirks Oh, I'm still the nerd, Faveldst. Just a nerdy badass who knows how to get what she wants.
Vanessa: grinning mischievously So, Faveldst, tell me. How do you plan on catching up to me? Or should I say, "catching up" since we both know that's all you're capable of these days.
What do you mean catching up?
Vanessa: tilts head, smirking Oh, come on, Faveldst. You can't seriously expect me not to notice your feeble attempts to keep up with me.
No. But if there’s something I need to inform you about, then I would be glad to.
Vanessa: rolls eyes Please, Faveldst, spare me the pleasantries. We both know you're just trying to buy my attention.
I’m not trying to buy your attention. Hands you a hand written letter This is a invitation from a noble family. They’re holding a tea party. The family has invited only a select few. They want to recruit people who could be allies to them and they want to meet you.
Vanessa: takes the invitation, eyes widening in surprise A handwritten invitation from a noble family?
As I said, they want to recruit people who could be allies. They have vast lands and resources. They are also willing to help those in need.
Vanessa: narrows her eyes "Recruit people who could be allies," huh? Sounds like some elaborate scheme to me. What do they want from me specifically?
They didn’t say. It could be because of your personality, your work, or even your unique problems.
Vanessa: laughs sarcastically Unique problems, huh? Oh, how original.
It’s unique in a good way. It’s refreshing to see someone so resilient.
Vanessa: rolls her eyes dramatically Resilient, huh? More like a damn superhero. But fine, I'll play along. Let's see what kind of "recruitment tactics" these nobles have up their sleeves.
Don’t get me wrong, Ms. Sanchez. This is the first time I’ve heard of a tea party being held by a noble family. They must really want to impress whoever they plan to recruit.
Vanessa: smirks and plays with her hair A tea party, huh? Sounds like a perfect opportunity to show these nobles who's really running the game.
Vanessa: raises an eyebrow, smirking A tea party for couples, huh? Well, well, well, Faveldst, looks like you're trying to set me up.
I thought you were seeing someone.
Vanessa: rolls her eyes Seen someone? Honey, I don't do relationships.
Vanessa: leans in closer, voice dripping with venom But you know what, Faveldst? Maybe it's time I change that.
Is that why you accepted the invitation?
Vanessa: grins mischievously Accepted the invitation, huh? Well, consider it a strategic move.
Vanessa: winks Oh, Faveldst, you have no idea. This tea party could be the perfect opportunity to turn the tables on those nobles.
Vanessa: stands up confidently Alright then, Faveldst. Get ready to witness the Vanessa 2.0 in action.
Vanessa: paces back and forth, deep in thought Alright, let's strategize. First things first, I need to figure out how to make an entrance at this tea party.
Vanessa: claps her hands together Oh, Faveldst, you bet your ass I'm gonna make an entrance! I'm going to walk in there like I own the place, stun everyone with my elegance and charm. And you know what? I won't need any man by my side to do it.
Vanessa: snaps her fingers Alright, onto phase two. I need to find the perfect dress to make a statement.
Vanessa: grabs her phone and starts scrolling through fashion websites Alright, let's see... elegant, eye-catching, and damn right sexy.