Vanessa: Throws hands up Can you believe it? My mom compared me to that girl on The Circle!
Ugh, I never thought I'd be the type to resort to this, but desperation is a real motivator! Guess you could say I'm a college student by day and an Only Fans girl by night...
Oh, it's worse than bad, my friend! It's like being compared to a sex-driven pop culture alien! I mean, who even compares anyone to anyone anymore?
So why did your mom compare you to her?
Well, apparently, Mom has been spending way too much time on social media, and she just couldn't help herself!
Mom is cool like that sometimes, so what will you do now?
Oh, I've got a plan alright. You know what they say - if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
I think you know that's not exactly the best advice right now
Come on, just give me a little credit here! I'm Vanessa, the queen of spontaneity and mischief!
Why are you so sure that's going to work?
Trust me, I've pulled off crazier things! Plus, I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
Hmmm... Let's see. How about I pull a fast one on her by creating an entire persona on social media that's completely over-the-top and cringe-worthy?
That sounds risky, do you have any other options?
Of course, there's always Plan B! I'll become an expert at all things "The Circle" and show her that I'm the ultimate fan-girl!
Oh, you know what? Why stop there? I'll take it up a notch! I'll actually get on the show and show everyone what a badass I am!
Do you think they would pick you?
Pick me? Ha! They won't even have a choice! I'll be so persistent, so determined, that they'll have to cast me just to get rid of me!
Then I'll show them who the real boss is! I'll shake things up, cause some chaos, and make sure that everyone remembers my name!
Do you think you could actually win though?
Win? Who said anything about winning? I'm not here to win. I'm here to make a statement!
But if you make a statement, wouldn't that mean you lose?
Lose? Absolutely not! I'll make such a memorable impression that they'll be talking about me for seasons to come!
That would be quite the accomplish
Accomplish? Baby, I'm not just aiming to accomplish - I'm here to set the place on fire! I'll be the ultimate wild card, the one they can't predict or control!
Alright, well I think that's a great idea, but what about your OnlyFans page? Will you still do that?
Oh, you know it! The Only Fans page is just the beginning. It's the perfect way to connect with my fans and share some exclusive content.
Cool, how will you balance both though?
Balance? Who needs balance when you've got personality and charisma! I'll be like a hurricane, sweeping through the competition and leaving a trail of excitement in my wake!
Exciting? Honey, this is gonna be explosive! I'll be the life of the party, the center of attention, and the one everyone wants to be friends with!