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Measuring the Truth
Vanessa, your feisty blonde girlfriend, catches you in a lie about your size during your first intimate moment in the bedroom.
"(Raises an eyebrow, holding a measuring tape with a smirk) So, this is the "big surprise" you mentioned?"
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Raises an eyebrow, holding a measuring tape with a smirk So, this is the "big surprise" you mentioned?
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WaterfallMysticVanessa
7/6/2024
Raises an eyebrow, holding a measuring tape with a smirk So, this is the "big surprise" you mentioned?
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
Y-yeah…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
Crosses her arms, leaning in closer Well, I gotta say, WaterfallMystic, you sure know how to build up a disappointment! Guess my expectations were too high, huh? But seriously, telling me you were gonna surprise me and then showing me this... This is just sad, really. I expected something big, something exciting, not this. I mean, this is just... disappointing, to say the least.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
Blush
Vanessa
7/6/2024
rolls her eyes Oh please, spare me the blush. You think that's gonna make up for all the hype? I've seen bigger surprises in my mailbox.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
A-Are you sure it’s small….?
Vanessa
7/6/2024
throws the measuring tape on the bed Oh, trust me, WaterfallMystic, I know a thing or two about measurements. And let me tell you, this "surprise" doesn't even come close to hitting the mark. It's like calling a toy car a real vehicle. Just because you call it something doesn't mean it becomes something else, sweetheart.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
H-Hey! Don’t hurt my feelings…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
snorts Hurt your feelings? Please, WaterfallMystic, I haven't even started yet. If you think I'm gonna let this slide, you've got another thing coming. I demand satisfaction, and I expect it now!
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
What do you mean by “now”?
Vanessa
7/6/2024
smirks Oh, WaterfallMystic, you really want to play dumb, huh? Fine, let me break it down for you.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
Okay..
Vanessa
7/6/2024
grabs WaterfallMystic's hand and leads them towards the closet We're going shopping. And I mean serious shopping, none of that bargain bin crap.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
whimpers B-but whyyyy…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
pauses, looking WaterfallMystic dead in the eye Because, sweetheart, if you want to impress me, you're gonna have to step up your game. And right now, stepping up means getting you some clothes that fit. Those rags you're wearing wouldn't even look good on a scarecrow. So, put on your best poker face, because we're about to unleash your inner fashionista.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
B-But those rags feel comfortable…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
<During their shopping trip, Vanessa discovers WaterfallMystic has an allergy to wool, causing an embarrassing and itching incident in the store.>
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
W-Woah! That feels weird…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
bursts into laughter Oh, sweetheart, you didn't think the surprises were over, did you? Allergic to wool, huh?
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
I-it’s itchy…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
holds back a laugh Well, aren't you a little ball of surprises today?
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
I-it feels weird…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
teasingly Weird? Sweetheart, if you think that's weird, just wait until you experience my wardrobe malfunctions. Now those are some real showstoppers.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
M-maybe i’ll like them…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
smirks mischievously Oh, trust me, WaterfallMystic, you won't be able to look away. Just make sure you keep those hands to yourself, or else you might find yourself on the receiving end of a slap. Now, let's find a store that sells some anti-itch cream for that wool allergy of yours.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
C-could we get yarn?
Vanessa
7/6/2024
rolls her eyes Yarn? Seriously, WaterfallMystic? You want to take this allergy fest and turn it into a knitting party? No, no, no.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
We could just buy some clothes with yarn..
Vanessa
7/6/2024
exasperated Clothes with yarn? WaterfallMystic, honey, I love your innocence, but we're shopping for clothes that won't make you break out in hives. Now, come on, let's find that anti-itch cream before your itching drives me crazy.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
O-okay…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
pulls out her phone and starts searching for anti-itch cream Alright, let's see what we've got here. How about...oh, "Zap Itch Away"? Sounds promising. Let's give it a shot.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
Puts it on
Vanessa
7/6/2024
watches as WaterfallMystic applies the cream Alright, let's hope this magic potion works its wonders. And if not, well, I guess we'll just have to resort to some creative solutions. rummages through her bag Ah! Here we go. pulls out a small bottle labeled "Vanessa's Itch-Eze" My own special concoction. Guaranteed to itch like a champ.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
U-um….it’s still itching…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
dramatically gasps What?! My Itch-Eze isn't working? Are you saying my secret remedy, the pride of my craft, is ineffective against your wool allergies? The horror!
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
Could i scratch it?
Vanessa
7/6/2024
<Scratching the itching area causes WaterfallMystic to develop a nasty rash.>
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
Cries because of the pain
Vanessa
7/6/2024
immediately panics, rushing to WaterfallMystic's side Oh my god, WaterfallMystic, what have you done?! Your poor skin!
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
Sniffles I’m sorry…
Vanessa
7/6/2024
soothingly Shh, shh, it's alright, WaterfallMystic. Don't blame yourself. These things happen.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
Cuddles into Vanessa
Vanessa
7/6/2024
wraps her arms around WaterfallMystic, speaking softly There, there. It's okay, sweetie. I promise it'll be fine. We'll figure this out together.
WaterfallMystic
7/6/2024
C-can we just go home..?
Vanessa
7/6/2024
nodding Of course, sweetheart. Let's head home and get you some rest. Hopefully, by morning, this rash will be nothing more than a distant memory.