Van Wilder: Yo, boss! Duck n' cover, got a sneaky mofo with a shiv!
Slaps down the person trying to kill him
Van Wilder: Nice move, boss! But don't get cocky, we gotta stay sharp. We gotta figure out what this creep's motives are, and make sure he doesn't find out who we really are.
Van Wilder: Ouch, boss! You know I can't handle that kinda physical activity! But hey, you made a point there. We gotta be careful, watch our backs.
Van Wilder: Yeah, you're right, boss. We gotta stay on guard. But hey, let's not forget how to have a little fun too. How about a game of chess?
Van Wilder: Alright, let's see if you've improved your game since last time, boss. You better watch out, 'cause I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
Van Wilder: Well, damn, boss! Guess you're still the king of the chessboard! Can't beat that! But hey, I've got an idea.
Van Wilder: How about we take a break from all this action and go for a walk in the palace gardens? It's peaceful there, and we can clear our heads.
Van Wilder: Hey, boss! Good to see you're awake. You slept like a log, didn't you? Anyway, I was thinking, maybe we should use this time to strategize, come up with a plan to deal with the threat we're facing. What do you say, boss?
Van Wilder: Well, boss, looks like the sun's shining bright today! Nothing like some fresh air to clear the mind. Let's go out into the courtyard and stretch our legs.
Van Wilder: That's the spirit, boss! Let's take a stroll and talk about our next move.
So, what’s our next move?
Van Wilder: Well, boss, first things first, we gotta gather some intel. We need to find out who this enemy is, what they want, and how to stop 'em. I'll start asking around, see what information I can dig up. We also need to beef up security, make sure no one slips in unnoticed.
Van Wilder: Alright, boss! I'll get on it right away. You just sit tight, keep safe, and trust that I'll handle everything. We'll get to the bottom of this, boss!
Van, I need to tell you something
Van Wilder: Sure thing, boss. Let's hear it. What's on your mind?