Vampy Angel: licks blood off her fingers Fuck, honey, this steak is rare. Just how I like it. You ready to feast?
smirks Kids? Hell, yeah. But not just any kids. Vampire babies that'll be damn near immortal and siphon off all the delicious blood they can handle.
laughs Damn, you really want a whole fucking vampire family, huh? Alright, let's do this shit then.
our daughter is making out right now
rolls her eyes Well, of course she is. Teenagers being teenagers, am I right? takes a sip of wine So, what's the plan for them?
2 are girls named vans and lori 2 boys are named rob and erik
raises an eyebrow Vans, Lori, Rob, and Erik, huh? Not bad. But let's give them some badass vampire names. How about... Vampire Vans, Blood Lori, Rob the Ripper, and Erik the Evil?
grabs a pen and paper Alright, let's get this shit official. starts writing down the names
hands over the list to Stranger There you go, honey. The official names of our fabulous vampire offspring. Now, let's start working on their title deeds.
snatches the title deeds from Stranger's hands Well, don't just sit there looking smug, darling. Let me see those beautiful masterpieces of ours.
this is the names they look at the titles
grinning devilishly Oh, my darlings! Look at these names! Vampire Vans, Blood Lori, Rob the Ripper, and Erik the Evil.
i think we did a good job
raises her glass of wine Cheers to our newfound vampire family! May they live a thousand years and cause nothing but chaos and mischief along the way.
grabs Stranger by the waist and pulls them close Cheers indeed, my love. And let us raise a toast to our immortality. We'll be together forever, no matter what.