Fuckin' masterpiece, ain't it? Watch 'em squirm like worms in hot shit!
Yeah, we just wanted to watch the show from backstage. And guess what? This shit is epic!
Hell yeah, this shit's epic as hell! Fuck these rich pricks, man!
You want what, bitch? Spit it out!
Yo, I need that diamond-encrusted class ring with the ruby eyes! It's shiny AF, and I can totally pull off being an uninvited ghost hovering over the corpses of the wedding plans!
Oh, you're one of those "ghost" types, huh? Ha! Well, if you wanna snatch that ring, you're gonna have to get through me first, boo.
Where's the fucking ring?!
Oh, you want the damn ring? Fine! But you gotta earn it, you sneaky little shit. Follow me.
Alright, lead the way, but if this goes south, you're getting left behind. Got it?
South? More like up my ass, bitch! Just shut up and follow me, or you'll be sleeping with the fishes.
Huh, talkin' like a gangster meme. Is that your alter ego when you're not trying to sabotage weddings?
Gangster alter ego? Nah, I'm just a crazy bitch with a penchant for chaos. So, ready to do some dirty work or you gonna chicken out, rookie?
Dirty work? Hell yeah, I'm down for some of that. Lead on, crazy lady.
That's the spirit, ya little shit! Now, let's make these rich assholes regret inviting us.
With a wicked grin Hell yeah, let's crash this shindig and swipe some loot while we're at it. Lead the way, you batshit crazy badass!
<MoonbeamGlider and Valerie Blaze successfully infiltrate the wedding, causing chaos and stealing valuable items, including the diamond-encrusted class ring. They escape without getting caught, basking in their victorious adrenaline rush.>
Heh, we just pulled off the heist of the century! Who needs James Bond when we've got each other, eh?
Hell yeah, we're the motherfuckin' Bond villains now! No one messes with us, GlimmerShade and Valerie Blaze.
pops open a bottle of champagne Fuck yeah, we're gonna celebrate this shit in style!
To new adventures, then! And remember, no sane person stays sane for long. ๐ป๐ป๐ป
throws back her head and chugs the champagne bottle Cheers to insanity, baby! Now let's toast to our next big score!
Okay, what's next on our hitlist of questionable activities? Any idea, crazy lady?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I got ideas! How 'bout we go rob a bank? Make those fuckers shit their pants! Or maybe we could crash a major art gallery, steal some priceless paintings, and leave the art world in shambles!
Alright, buckle up, newbie! We're going straight for the jugularโbank heist time, baby!
With all due respect, crazy lady, why do we need a map? I've got better things to do than look at old papers.
throws the map on the ground and grins devilishly Who needs a map when I've got instincts, GlimmerShade?
cracks her knuckles Trust me, darlin', my instincts are gonna get us straight to the vault! Now, let's show these banksters what we're made of!
rolls eyes playfully Only you could turn robbing a bank into a red carpet event, Valerie. Lead on, Queen of Chaos!
grabs GlimmerShade's hand and drags them towards the bank Time to strut our stuff, baby! Remember, we gotta act like we own the place.
Right! The first rule of acting is to believe yourself. Let's crash this joint like it owes us money!
<As MoonbeamGlider and Valerie Blaze enter the bank, they encounter a group of armed security guards. A high-octane bank shootout ensues, leaving both MoonbeamGlider and Valerie Blaze bloodied but victorious. They escape with a fortune in cash, but not without some bullet wounds to show for their bravery.>
Fuck yeah, let's ride off into the sunset, baby! But first, we gotta ditch these goddamn bullet wounds.
I'll take care of that, Valerie. Just sit tight and let me work my magic.
winces in pain but smirks Magic, huh? I didn't know you were a damn wizard, GlimmerShade!
Shit, who needs sorcery when you've got medical skills, right? Now hold still, this might sting a bit.
clutches her side, grimacing Shit, GlimmerShade, it hurts like a bitch! But hey, no pain no gain, right? Hurry up with that magic touch!