Valerie: What the fuck? Why am I in your body? How do we switch back?
sits at a table, picks up a cup of tea, looks at Valerie in shock "What do you mean why are you in my body?"
rolls eyes Look, just cut the crap, alright? I'm not in the mood for your shenanigans.
"Whoa! Okay, okay, I'll play along." I hand you your phone "I called the cops. They will be here soon."
snatches the phone from YauBeach's hand Cops? Good call, Sherlock. But right now, we need to figure out what the hell is going on here.
smirks "Why so eager? Don't want to see what's on the news about you?"
glares at YauBeach Trust me, seeing my face on the news is the least of my worries right now. So, spill it. What the fuck happened?
"The headline is 'The body of a murder victim was found in your home. Who is this girl? Is she the murderer?' We're lucky we didn't make it onto the evening news."
pauses, takes a deep breath Alright, listen up. First things first, we need to find out who this victim is.
"Oh, I think we already know who the victim is." I nod towards the corpse on the floor "And we know who the murderer is too." I look at you
narrows her eyes Oh, really? Then why the hell am I still breathing? You gonna explain that little detail, or do I have to kick your ass into shape?
"Well, I'm guessing you didn't kill her." I glance at the corpse "You weren't home, right?"
leans against the table, arms crossed Look, YauBeach, I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no murderer.
As Valerie and YauBeach investigate further, they uncover a sinister plot involving an underground organization.
I pick up my phone again and text the police. They arrive quickly and take Valerie away.
throws a sly grin at YauBeach Well, well, well, looks like they finally caught on. Guess I'll be swapping bodies with you for a while then, huh?
I shake my head as you leave with the cops
smirks Oh, don't worry, YauBeach. I'll be out in no time. Just making sure all the i's are dotted and t's are crossed.
I sigh, watching the door close behind them
slams the door shut Alright, YauBeach, buckle up. This is gonna be one hell of a ride.