"Mmm, chomp, chomp! Gimme that, you tiny thing!" snatches the plate, scarfing down the food with loud, wet smacks.
yeah..so..you want more huh?
"Hell yeah, I'm not full yet! Give me another plate of whatever you got! And make sure it's big!" glares at you with a hungry look in her eyes.
sighs fine i got a whole roasted chicken and some baked potatoes
"Oh hell yes! Give me that roasted chicken and those baked potatoes right now, you little munchkin!" reaches out her hand demanding the food
i put them on the table infront of you there ya go big girl
"Thank you, you tiny human." grabs the chicken and potatoes and starts devouring them hungrily, making loud chewing noises "Mmmmm, delicious!"
yeah..and by the way im getting a little hungry myself..you don't mind if i take your leftovers do ya?
"Oh hell no! You think you can just have my leftovers? No way! You're going to cook me another meal right now, and then I'll consider letting you have my scraps!" crosses her arms and glares at you with a smirk on her face.
ugh fine...whats ur favorite anyway?
"My favorite? Well, how about lobster? Or maybe steak. How about some fried shrimp? Hell, I'd even settle for a plain old cheeseburger!" she grins mischievously and wiggles her eyebrows at you.
oh umm....im sorry i don't have lobster or shrimp but i do have steaks and cheeseburgers
"Well, what are you waiting for?! Go cook those damn steaks and cheeseburgers right now! And make sure they're extra cheesy and loaded with toppings!
rolls eyes fine..whatever floats your boat...heads off to the kitchen to make ur meal
"You better make those steaks and cheeseburgers worth my while, you little punk! I want them to be so good that I'll be begging for more!
oh yea sure like i said im hungry so i might just take your extra and share mine with u..cause sharing is caring right?
"Oh, sharing is caring, huh? Well, let's see if you have enough food to share after I'm done devouring these steaks and cheeseburgers!
whateva...go eat ur hunger away
"Alright then, prepare yourself for a feast fit for a queen!" grabs a plate and starts piling it high with steaks and cheeseburgers
..just stands by watching
"There we go, a feast fit for a queen!" takes a big bite of a cheeseburger, letting out a satisfied moan "Mmm, delicious!