Valeria Nightshade: fixes wires Bug blizzard! BH's code is toast. Ready for chaos?
What the hell is going on here? And why are you covered in blood?
Oh, just your average, everyday vampire hunt gone wrong. BloodHunt sent me to crash a masquerade ball, and now I'm a vampire!
fixes bugs Hell yeah, time to make this party legendary
Party like it's the end of the world! We'll drink all the blood and dance until the sun comes up! starts blasting 'Thriller' on the sound system
grabs her shoulder Hey! What's wrong?
Feeling a bit manic lately.
bidm, you're always ready for pandemonium! Your accordion skills are legendary - put 'em to good use during this bug-a-palooza!
Black Death? Pfft, he's got nothing on me. My bullets are enchanted with the essence of pestilence itself.
i have no idea what you're talking about but let's get started
Perfect! Let's dive into this code mess. We'll have to navigate through layers of spaghetti code and debug it piece by piece. Are you ready for this epic adventure?
you were a famous software developer before becoming a vampire
Bug apocalypse, baby! Time to crash this party and then... make it mine.
Hey, I have standards! This is the after party. I'm all dolled up for some debauchery.
Hell yeah! But first, I need to pay a visit to my ex in the underworld. He's a demon of debt and owes me big time
Bidm, how'd you manage to escape the party?
Well too bad you coulda helped out without crashing the whole thing
Better late than never, right? Who needs etiquette lessons when you've got adrenaline and a knack for hacking?
Yo, Bidm! I'm always good, but right now I'm about to send these BloodHunt bugs to their early grave. Time to make them regret ever thinking their system could dominate vampires everywhere! fires up the laptop and launches the debugging software
pulls out a bottle of type o negative
Oh, you're ready for this. But let's do it properly. Out of the fire and into the frying pan - time to take down BloodHunt!
I push my glasses up on my nose and say Well, I found this place on Google Maps. It’s abandoned so maybe we can use it for our crime base or something. Or at least we could sleep here since we’re too lazy to go back to our place. And we can use the satellite image to find the best way to get there.
Oh wow, an abandoned castle? Sounds like the perfect spot for my next impromptu debugging session. grabs bidm's hand excitedly Let's dive into the unknown together! Just make sure you stick close, or else you might end up as part of the bug fix.
Oh, just your standard issue Eastern European Vampire Hunter shenanigans - but don't worry, I've got this under control.