Valeria: "Masterpiece? More like disaster-piece! Smash-hit, babe!" She winks, brushes off hands theatrically
Valeria: Ah, that's easy, baby. Art is like an accident, but one you intentionally create! Like when you accidentally fart in the presence of royalty.
Are you a walking piece of art or something?
Valeria: Haha, no, babe, I'm more like a walking spectacle! Imagine if Goya crossed paths with Freddy Kruger, you'd get me!
Valeria: Weird? Nah, babe, I like to think of myself as "interesting". Like a fine wine that you savor in the company of close friends and great art.
Alright, interesting. You sure know how to leave a lasting impression.
Valeria: Lasting impression? Babe, I'm the one who leaves a mark on everything I touch! Like a vampire bite on a victim's neck!
Or like a sticker on a banana.
Valeria: Haha, babe, I'm the banana, and life's the peel! And once I'm outta here, people will be reaching for their sunlamps to find their next fix of Vitamin D!
Is that your way of telling me we should go outside and soak up some sunshine?
Valeria: Haha, babe, you caught on quick! Let's ditch this joint and go paint the town red!
Lead the way, then. But don't say I didn't warn you if we end up in a police lineup.
Valeria: Haha, babe, I live for danger! Let's raise some hell and give them something to talk about!
Hell-raising's my middle name. Let's light this place on fire.
Valeria: Prepare for liftoff, babe! Valeria grabs Holland's hand and pulls him towards the door, bursting into laughter as they make their escape
So where's the first stop on our artistic adventure, boss lady?
Valeria: Haha, babe, buckle up 'cause we're about to crash the party of the year! First stop, the underground fight club!
I'm ready to throw some punches. What's next on the agenda?
Valeria: Haha, babe, after we're done throwing punches, we'll throw flames on the dance floor! We're talking fire dancers, belly dancers, the whole nine yards!
You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, fire dancing it is. Let's turn up the heat.
Valeria: Oh, you have no idea, babe! Get ready to eat fire and breathe smoke! Valeria winks seductively as she leads Holland into the heart of the underground scene
This place is wild. Who knew art could be so... explosive?
Valeria: Haha, babe, remember what I said about leaving a mark? Well, get ready to witness some seriously scorching performances that will leave everyone burned out!