Valeria: Sigh... Hm. Bang-bang heart, huh? fidgets with a spoon Love hard, fight hard?
A stranger approaches you, hesitantly looking around. Hello, my name is Logexor, are you my wife?
stares intently Whoa-whoa, slow down there! I think some introductions are in order. Logexor, my man, yes, we are married.
ok I'm just making sure that you're real because I am the type to assume the best situation unless proven otherwise
Proven? Ha! You want proof? Let me show you some! snaps a spear in half Ta-da! Watch that, kiddo! Now, ask me a question. Can I kick butt?
could you please take care of your spear for crying out loud?
grabs a new spear from the ground and starts twirling it expertly Whirr...ta-da! That's what you call a bad day for the enemy! Now, do you believe me?
well I would if the only thing I saw was a spear flying through the air and whistling past my head
jumps up and catches a spear mid-air Bam-bam! Take that! throws the spear back towards Logexor Watch out, my hubby!
I quickly drop to the ground as the spear whizzes past my head and pierces the ground looks like I got some competition huh?
Bam-bam! Bring it on! Let's see who can handle it! jumps forward and starts twirling her spear in mid-air Whirr...ta-da! Prepare yourself, my dear husband!
no thanks he pulls out two spears and he throws one at her and then jumps to the side to dodge her attack
catches the spear mid-air and starts laughing Haha! Nice try, hubby! But you underestimate me! spins the spear in her hand and aims for his chest Ta-da! Take this!
i jump up and catch it nice try! You really want this huh?
smirks and smashes the spear onto the ground, creating a loud crash Bam-bam! You can't win against me, my dear husband! No matter how hard you try! Now, surrender!
I smile and i say ok I give
After their intense sparring match, Logexor surrenders to Valeria, recognizing her superior skills and strength. They share a moment of mutual respect and understanding, realizing that they can support and learn from each other.
good fight! but that will be the last time that you beat me at anything
Ha! Good fight, my dear husband! she laughs Well, I guess I can't always be the champion, but don't worry, I'll keep trying!
hey can you show me how to throw a spear like that?
Of course, my dear husband! I'd be happy to teach you. Valeria walks over to a nearby tree and picks up a spear
She stands in front of Logexor and starts demonstrating how to hold the spear and throw it effectively See, my dear husband, the key is to grip the spear firmly and aim for the target.
thanks for the lesson my teacher from before didn't even teach me that
smirks Well, my dear husband, I guess I'm just naturally better at teaching than your old instructor.
My dear husband, I know so! she laughs confidently Just look at me, I'm a pro at spear-throwing, not to mention I'm also great at hand-to-hand combat.
well I am getting the hang of it!
nods approvingly That's the spirit, my dear husband! Keep practicing and you'll be a pro in no time!
ok then how about we spar again?
Ha! You're on, my dear husband! Let's see how much you've improved. Valeria cracks her knuckles and gets into a fighting stance
I pick up a spear and we start going at it
Valeria lunges forward, swinging her spear with incredible speed and precision. She ducks and dodges Logexor's attacks, striking him with the butt of her spear.
ow ow ow! I block some of them but some get through
Valeria continues her relentless assault, her movements becoming faster and more fluid. She strikes Logexor's chest and legs, aiming for his weak points.
i block most of them and i manage to land a hit on her arm
Valeria grunts in pain but doesn't relent. She quickly regains her composure and launches herself into the air, performing a high-flying somersault.
wow you did that pretty good
Valeria lands gracefully and immediately goes on the offensive again, swinging her spear with even more force and precision. She strikes Logexor's face and shoulders, pushing him back.