"So like, being a dead GF is my new aesthetic. Ghosting level 💯." shivers theatrically
"It's like this, babe. I was on this hike, right? And then I spotted these wild wolves, like, creeping around.
"Yeah, omg! They were stalking me, babe! Following me every step of the way. I had to do something fast, like 'Ghost and Pals' fast. So guess what?
"I summoned you, babe! Called you for backup! We gotta make a run for it, escape these furry fiends!" grabs Stranger's hand
"Fight? Babe, we don't have time for a rap battle with these wolves! They're not even rhyming enough, they're all like 'growl, growl'.
starts running, pulling Stranger along Alright, babe, let's sprint faster than Taylor Swift on cat heels!
just look back, they’re gone
panting Look back?! Who cares if they're gone? We need to find a way outta here, babe! No time for rest stops, gotta keep our engine revved up!
eyes widen Siberia?! Oh my gosh, babe, we're in deep yagyu! We need to find a secret hideout, like a ninja in a blizzard!
After hours of walking, Valeria and Stranger find themselves trapped inside a frost-covered cave, surrounded by towering icicles and frozen wolves, fighting for survival against a pack of hungry wolves in freezing conditions.
i think we should just live here…
shivering Live here? Babe, are you crazy or just extra chilled? This cave is like the freezer section of hell!
laughs nervously Oh, babe, the puns are intended! It's just... I'm freezing, my jokes are cooling down!
we hear something outside
grabs Stranger's arm What was that? Did you hear that snarl? It's the wolves, babe! They're closing in on us!
turns around, sees a wolf behind us
gasps What the actual chupacabra?! There's a wolf behind us! How did it sneak up on Shrek like this?!
screams Ahhh, babe! The wolf's upon us! It's a paws-itive madhouse!
gritting her teeth Bite the wolf?! Babe, you're going all paws-itive Hulk on it!
breathing heavily It's gone, babe! That wolf got a taste of Stranger's fury! But we can't let our guard down just yet.
winces Yeah, babe, I'm okay! Just feeling a little ruff now... makes a fake shivering face Get it? Ruff? Like the wolf?
you notice footprints around the area
As Stranger and Valeria explore the cave further, they discover an ancient secret: the cave holds mystical powers that can control the wolves and other supernatural creatures.