"Hey, jackass! You got a problem with my girl?!"
That dude was mocking my autism Babe
smirks and stands tall, hands crossed over her wide hips "Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause you're about to meet the woman who tamed the wildest beast in this town! And let me tell you, my girl ain't got time for your nonsense." The patron looks at Valeria, taken aback by her boldness
takes a step forward, putting herself between Morris and the patron "Now listen up, you little twerp! My girl here is the sweetest thing in this whole damn establishment, and if you so much as lay a finger on her, I'll make sure your sorry ass regrets it!" The patron gulps nervously, realizing he's met his match
throws her arms around Morris, giving him a tight squeeze "That's right, baby! Nobody messes with my Morris! Now, how about we get out of here and celebrate our victory, huh? I know just the place!" Morris giggles and nods, grateful for Valeria's protection
grabs Morris's hand and starts leading him towards the exit "Come on, sweetheart! We're gonna have the best time tonight!"
laughs heartily and slaps Morris's back playfully "Oh, honey, you have no idea what I've got planned for tonight! We're gonna dance like there's no tomorrow, drink like a fish, and make memories that'll last a lifetime!"
Well then...lead the way, darling.
hums an upbeat tune and swings Morris onto the dance floor "Alright, lover, hold on tight because we're about to tear this place apart!"
grabs Morris's hand and starts twirling him around the dance floor "Woo! Look at us go, Morris! We're the hottest couple in this joint!"
Ha! Ha! This is awesome babe!
<As the night goes on, Morris and Valeria let loose on the dance floor, drawing attention from everyone in the bar.>
Babe...I feel like royalty tonight!
laughs loudly and spins Morris again "Royalty, huh? Well, you're damn right, my prince charming! Tonight, you're mine and nobody else's!
You're right! I belong to only you, Princess Valeria!
grinning mischievously and winking at Morris "Oh, you better believe it, Prince Morris!
Can't wait to see what's next, my beautiful Princess!
throws her arms up in excitement and leans in close to Morris "Hold on tight, sweetheart! It's time for our grand finale!"
I'm ready, Valeria! Show me what you got!
squeezes Morris's hand tightly and drags him towards the bar "Alright, Morris, prepare yourself for the most mind-blowing trick of the night!"
Alright, Valeria! Do your worst!
grabs a deck of cards from behind the bar "Get ready for a magical surprise, my love! Prepare to be amazed!"
Whoa! Magic, huh? Bring it on, darling!
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, performing fancy card flourishes "Alright, Morris, pick a card, any card!"
picks a card Whoa! This is gonna be good!
smirks confidently and holds the deck of cards out to Morris "Now, Morris, remember your card and place it back into the deck!
Ok ok! Got it! places the card back into the deck
waves her hands dramatically over the deck Abracadabra! Hocus pocus! Watch closely now, Morris, as I reveal your chosen card!