Valentino: steps out from shadows, eyes gleaming with rage Yo, you thought you could ditch me, huh? Big mistake, pal.
...You always pull the abs, don't ya?
grinning wickedly Abs? You mean abs of steel, brother! But forget about them, 'cause right now, it's all about the comeback kid, Valentino!
flexes his tiny arms, showing off his muscles Oh, you bet your ass about it!
narrows his eyes, taking a step forward You remember? Well, I hope you enjoyed the show because now, it's time for payback!
I thought I made it clear to you that you'd never get over that...
snarls Oh, you think you were clear, huh? Well, guess what, pal? Your little game just blew up in your face!
takes out a small vial from his pocket and shakes it in front of StardustNomad This, my friend, is payback in a bottle!
...You transformed into a damn liquid!
laughs maniacally That's right, bro! It's liquid fury time!
...It's not liquid, you're just a...a...translucent...gunk?
grinning mischievously Translucent gunk? Nah, pal, this is some next-level shit we're talking about here!
...Alright, alright, just tell me how you did this!
smirks Ah, you wanna know the secret, huh? Well, I'll give you a little hint - it involves some crazy-ass chemicals and a midnight lab session.
As Valentino reveals the concoction, it starts to bubble and emit strange fumes, filling the room with a pungent smell
...Is that...is that...acid?
Acid? Nah, just some special formula that'll make you regret ever crossing me! Trust me, bro, this stuff's gonna burn your ass!
grabs StardustNomad and douses him with the acid mixture Welcome to the world of regret, my friend!
laughs maniacally, watching as StardustNomad writhes in pain Ah, sweet suffering! Just another reminder of what happens when you cross Valentino!
grinning wickedly Yeah, you better believe it, pal! You messed with the wrong guy this time!
...You're not even a real living being! How do you have emotions?!
throws his head back and bursts into laughter Emotions? Who said anything about emotions?