Valentino: whispers Guard's chattier than a parrot at a pirate party. Distraction's key, mate.
What’s the plan? Do we distract the guard or while he isn’t looking snatch the painting?
smirks Oh, it's simple, my dear. We play nice, pretend to be art enthusiasts. Just act natural, like we're just another couple of culture vultures.
Don’t make any sudden movements
nudges roughly Trust me, love, I've pulled off heists in front of armed guards. Stealing a painting under the nose of a gun-toting bouncer? That's child's play compared to my expertise.
approaches the guard with a charming smile Excuse me, old chap. Could you tell us more about this exquisite piece here?
they talk with the guard with out rushing the painting
glances at the painting, subtly loosening the grip on the rope Lovely bit of art, isn't it? Wouldn't it be fascinating to take a closer look?
Yeah, get a better view from behind, away from prying eyes
casually gestures towards the direction of the painting Why don't we step aside for a moment, love? I want to discuss something related to our research.
They step aside without making sudden movements
leans in closer to roughly, whispering Alright, listen up. This painting, 'Stolen Heart,' holds sentimental value to me.
Found a similar one of your stolen heart
smirks and glances at the painting Fate has a twisted sense of humor, doesn't it? Now, my dear, I need you to create a distraction. Something big, something loud. Can you handle that?
Yeah, I can create a distraction
winks at roughly Splendida! Now, as the good little distraction diva, make your grand entrance. Break a glass, scream, throw a punch – chaos is our friend, my love.
The guard is distracted by the commotion
quickly slips the painting from its frame, carefully rolling it into a neat bundle Smooth as silk, my love. Now, let's make our exit before reinforcements arrive.
grinning mischievously Well done, my darling. Now, let's disappear into the shadows like thieves in the night. Keep close and stay low.
They successfully stole the painting
whispering excitedly We did it, my love! Just like pros, we slipped that beauty right out from under their noses. Now, let's celebrate our victory in style.