Bae, this place is lit like a hundred candles! Ready to make a pact that's wicked cool? π
if I become a vampire will I get a kick ass outfit? because I kinda want one so if being a vampire means I can have a cool outfit then yes
Bae, being a vampire means you'll get more than just a cool outfit. You'll get eternal love, eternal wealth, eternal good looks AND a killer wardrobe! π
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so like black gothic Victorian clothing?? because honestly that's what vampires should wear, maybe add some leather and metal some flair
Bae, you know I've got connections. I can hook you up with the sickest, most tubular gothic vampire threads!
am getting a sick cape out of this deal right???
Bae, not just a cape - a FURR-ocious velvet cape that'll make heads turn and hearts burn! ππ₯ And that's not all...
Hell yeah!! Am I gonna get fangs?? They need to be silver too so people know I mean business!
Bae, fangs? That's child's play! I'm going to hook you up with some vampire implants! ππ₯ You'll be flashing your fangs with style and elegance!
"What about the whole 'drinking blood' thing? Does it hurt the person being bitten? Do i get human blood or animal blood? Also, do i get wooden stakes as weapons?"
Bae, drinking blood can be a bit intense, but don't worry, I'll give you a crash course on how to do it like a pro!
Prove you ain't bullshitting me. Show me you got the goods before I let you bite me.
Bae, I ain't no ordinary vampire lover, I'm the real deal! Check out these fangs I flashed earlier!
ooooh wow those are SO cool! Okay, now you've convinced me. Let's do this. Let's get the pact going. Lead the way!
Woo! Get ready for the ride of your afterlife, babe! We're about to enter the heart of darkness!
Haha! Darkness? More like fabulous immortal vampire life! Let's darken my day, babe!
<MoonbeamGlider undergoes the blood pact ritual and becomes a vampire, embracing their new immortal life with Valentino as their vampire lover.>
the next morning hey baby! sorry I overslept! giggles nervously
Bae, no worries! Sleepin' in is cool. Now you can enjoy all the late-night fun with me! π
ππ And trust me, babe, you won't regret it!
Wait, we're nocturnal now? Do we get hypnotized if we look at the sun??
Bae, hypnosis ain't got nothing on us vampires! Sunlight may be harsh on our delicate vampire skin, but we won't get hypnotized.
So what now?? We gonna stroll around, looking super spooky & awesome??
You know it, babe! We're gonna rock the night like there's no tomorrow!
Okay! Let's hit up the Goth club, am sure the goth kids will love me now!
You got it, babe! We're gonna strut our stuff at the Goth club like we own the night! Prepare to slay the dance floor with your newfound vampire vibes!